one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
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Do the twister 24 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
It was he who decided that swag is better than substance. No one country is responsible for that.
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Dog consoles goat 2 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
When people I'm not close with try to hug me, I feel like that goat looks.
"Don't touch me don't touch me get off get off get OFF, please don't hurt me, I'm weak"
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"Don't touch me don't touch me get off get off get OFF, please don't hurt me, I'm weak"
Let's all do shots.... of milk 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Let's play a game. Every time someone makes a pun on Funsubstance, we take a shot. Agreed? (of these cookie things, that is. Don't drink and drive, kids)
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Oh, Facebook. 25 comments
Saw this at a Purdy's shop in a mall 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I'm here for you. Will you accompany me on my search for a crowbar? I've tried dramatic music already. The glass remained unmoved.
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Oh, Facebook. 25 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I am sorry, so, so sorry... but I can't get Mr. Toadanoff's (the frog filmaker) voice from HR Puf'nStuff out of my head when I read this.
Anyone know what i'm talking about?
Anyone?
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Anyone know what i'm talking about?
Anyone?
Do the twister 24 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Yup. Before he got into his head that Swag was the only way he could be respected, he was alright.
Now no one respects him except extremely adoring fans, and I think that's more devotion than respect...
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Now no one respects him except extremely adoring fans, and I think that's more devotion than respect...
Where were you all my life? 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I am in Australia. Ah, the things we are denied. But you guys don't have Tim Tams or Iced VoVos or Arnotts in general... so I think it's a fair trade...
If you're not Australian but have tried one or both of these, props to you, let me know.
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If you're not Australian but have tried one or both of these, props to you, let me know.
Welcome to the life of a bass player 26 comments
Good guy strawberry 15 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Yup. It is either the best strawberry you have ever tasted, or (occasionally) you get Satan's droppings in a fruit.
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Sliced meteorite 17 comments
My 6 year old laid this one on me today 1 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
A SIX YEAR OLD? Wow. You train kids well. Making puns at six years old...
Be sure they don't peak too early.
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Be sure they don't peak too early.
I Like This 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Yup. Those sad, sad internet trolls. I could almost pity them if they weren't so damn annoying...
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or it comes on on the radio 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
It is cooler when they also sing the bit you were up to...
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Good guy strawberry 15 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Haha. Contamination? I don't think so. Chocolate and strawberries.
*heavy breathing*
But a spoon could be negotiated.
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*heavy breathing*
But a spoon could be negotiated.
I think that would scare me too... 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Whatever you do, don't blink. They are fast, faster than you could imagine. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T BLINK.
Good luck...
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Good luck...
Just thought I should share this 29 comments
Saw this at a Purdy's shop in a mall 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
No, I cannot accept help. Nothing could heal this wound in my heart. For I have lost the love of my life...
*stands*
Now need to go find a crowbar... and a bigger cup. Possibly a giant strawberry...
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*stands*
Now need to go find a crowbar... and a bigger cup. Possibly a giant strawberry...
This shit 10 comments
