Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
Female cosplay awesomeness 25 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Really? Nice. Where?
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First Moon Party 26 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Yup. Books are good.
Percy Jackson, His Dark Materials, trying to read LOTR, Going to read Infernal Devices and Mortal Instruments, TFOIS.
First Moon Party 26 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Which ones? I have just started watching Supernatural, I love Sherlock, Doctor Who, love The Hunger Games, Divergent, am a Potterhead, Brony, really the list goes on.
Am I? ╯ω╰ 36 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Another idiot hiding behind the anonymous idea of being 'guest'. Look, if it was a joke, don't make jokes, if it wasn't a joke, please don't get a username. I don't want to call myself a Funsubstancer if idiots like you are going to join in. Sorry if I'm being harsh. But seriously.
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First Moon Party 26 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Pfft. Growing up is overrated. Join a Fandom, or several. I believe that growing up is a concept I can choose to believe in. :)
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Female cosplay awesomeness 25 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
THANK YOU. Honestly, these are incredible...
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Am I? ╯ω╰ 36 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Well, you're not "Gaaaay". You're awesome for thinking this.
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Am I? ╯ω╰ 36 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I was overjoyed at this post. Honestly I was.
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literally yes 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
So mad... Followed the link to buy it, it's like $70!
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or it comes on on the radio 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Tell me about it. Let it Go, for the win.
A white girls heaven. A fathers Hell 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
First world problems. All I have to say.
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X-cat origins 2 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I am Wolverine. Move back, peasants, it was a PRIVILEGE to have your couch destroyed by me. Admit it.
This shit 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Yep. Well done, I have to say. Tell us your username when you get it.
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Dolphin 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I died laughing. I did not notice that that was Justin just there... Till I read the caption. Good old google. You exist for a reason.
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Never have I been so mad at my wife before 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
*warily looks at guest*
What is this thing of which you speak?
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First Moon Party 26 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Yup. A joke, by me :D
I wasn't actually calling this stupid...
I think that would scare me too... 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
You did not. Who?
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Where were you all my life? 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Never done the milk thing, but I hear it's to die for.
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Sick stick trick 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
You dare you. I have to accept this challenge, and now I will be here for an hour.
-Gasp- 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Ah, Disney disney disney, you've done it again.
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First Moon Party 26 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I am a girl. Thanks for that. What, are you a girl who ENJOYS their period? Do you LOOK FORWARD to it? I don't know why the second I say that girls don't treasure their periods that I become a man... I understand it's a commercial.
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Never have I been so mad at my wife before 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Yes. Do it slowly. Very slowly.
*cackles*
And make them Double-Coat. Or caramel. Or something equally evil...
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Never have I been so mad at my wife before 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I thought America was "land of the free". :D
But then, Arnotts comes at a terrible price.
Calories, noun: Tiny creatures that infest your wardrobe and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.
Arnotts is FULL of them.
Is it better to be free of this terrible temptation, or to live with it, in the knowledge that at any moment you could be knocked down by a wave or craving for a Tim Tam? We may never know...
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Good guy strawberry 15 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Challenge accepted. Death by strawberries. Let's go.
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Never have I been so mad at my wife before 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Poor unfortunate soul.
*humming the song*
Australia for the win. We have entire SHELVES stocked with Tim Tams all year round. But then, very few people celebrate halloween. So.
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