Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

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Big spiders are no big deal 33 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
With courage let us all combine,To advance Australia fair!
*holds a lighter in front of the spray can*
*turns makeshift flamethrower on ants*
Twinsies!! 40 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
'Cause baby you're a firework!
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Probably the worst kind 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
When life gives you lemons-
OH COME ON!
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Eating alone 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
How I look at my friends because I forgot my money and they're eating...
Me on a diet 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I've gone without chocolate for a half hour! Where are my results?
Me on a diet 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Try 1 sit up.
Behind a frozen waterfall 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
How did you get there... More importantly, how do you get out?
Interesting people 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Mind Palace. All I'm saying.
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So mesmerising 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I sat here watching this for way too long.
I'd have said maybe 75% 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Watch out. The threat is real.
OK This is the secret 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Ugh. When people mistreat their ducks it just disgusts me. Show a little respect for the art of the ponytail, you know?
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Not my roommate but still funny 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
"Stop murdering me". Yes, I'm sure whoever it is will take plenty of notice of that.
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Wanna see my hard drive? 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Hey nightmares. Haven't seen you in a while.
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Meanwhile, in England 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
The utter NERVE. Pirouetting! It's almost too much to take. *takes out a copy of The Telegraph*
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Meanwhile, in England 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
"guardsman under investigation" Time to call in the Baker Street boys...
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Finland's maternity box 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Good on you, Finland.
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Poor little kitty 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I am suspicious of photoshop...
It's a mindblown 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago 5
Monday needs a laugh 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
19. "He came fifth, and won a toaster"
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This works 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Wise words, Sherlock, wise words.
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Czechoslovakia 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Is it seriously him?
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Pillow fight items 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Saw this in a shop the other day...
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Are they really that prolific a problem? 34 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Doesn't happen in Australia, as far as I'm aware...
y'all go home to your eagles 55 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
There's no such thing as a drop bear.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours 27 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
No. "Film". As in, movie.
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