Not my roommate but still funny

God dammit Becky

lmao I could not stop laughing, the worst part is I'm at work and I busted out laughing out of no where. Everyone thinks I'm crazy

My sister has said some weird things including "Santa's got Jenny!" (I'm jenny) and "you missed a game of scrabble last night"

Haha I can imagine that dream :D "Stop murdering me!" "Ok." *stops* "K thanks bro."

The secret stash of money is.....*sleep*

Gosh becky, again?

"Stop murdering me". Yes, I'm sure whoever it is will take plenty of notice of that.