one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
Minions - Official Trailer 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
"Steve felt... hungry, mostly. He was going to be the one to eat this banana!"
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Well 6 comments
Definitely 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Forgive me for sounding ignorant, but could someone explain this picture to me?
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Accurate 24 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Why hello there. Very nice to meet you too. And a very smooth introduction you have there, if I may say so.
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Accurate 24 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Now... As much as I think the people on here are awesome, that would just be a dangerous explosive accident waiting to happen...
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Someone epxlain this one to me 14 comments
When I try to talk to girls and they be like... 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
You know... I'd actually LIKE to talk to a nerd guy. I mean nerds are awesome.
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Orchestra Gives A Performance After Eating The World's Hottest Chili Peppers 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I want to be able to play like the soloist at the beginning some day... But also, I love how the trombones at first all play a single note and then put their instruments down instantly. Third violins know the feeling.
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Edited 10 years ago
ugh. Aussies, is this true? 27 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I always thought it was spelled, 'trackie'. Short for track suit.
But also why the hell are they called sweat pants? That just sounds like something I wouldn't want to wear. Here, here are some pants for you to sweat in.
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But also why the hell are they called sweat pants? That just sounds like something I wouldn't want to wear. Here, here are some pants for you to sweat in.
Funny subs 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Hell yes.
[angrily adjusts bow tie]
"I walked away from the last great Time War..."
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[angrily adjusts bow tie]
"I walked away from the last great Time War..."
Accurate 24 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I dream about guys who wear nice shirts and suits and read good books...
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Edited 10 years ago
Someone epxlain this one to me 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
The poor horses... they'd be terrified...
And the bears shouldn't even be in captivity...
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And the bears shouldn't even be in captivity...
Poof! Single 15 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Do you know where the fridge is? Kitchen. Score.
You want me in the kitchen, stay away from my food.
It's that simple.
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You want me in the kitchen, stay away from my food.
It's that simple.
You Don't Steal People's Wishes!!! 3 comments
This guy is going places! 37 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I have the power of fangirl. *holds up chocolate bar* And this...
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The real dragon masters 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
*thinks about this fully for the first time*
*childhood explodes and the shattered remains can be heard sobbing in the distance*
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*childhood explodes and the shattered remains can be heard sobbing in the distance*
Tumblr Post - Period edition 29 comments
Cats playing patty cake w/ voice overs 3 comments
Danger is my second name 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
*glances from side to side* *stage whispers* Doesn't everyone call it 'maths'?
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Yeah, who needs friends? Pfft. 11 comments
