Mickey

onesongglory


As you may have guessed by the username, I'm a musical junkie.

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Well then 6 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Therapy after accidentally fucking a guy? This is 'no homo' on a whole new level.
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It's getting a tiny bit out of hand 10 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Why do you people generalize tumblr and yet still repost whatever funny textposts you see?
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I don't ... 3 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
At first I thought they were talking about the woman on the right.
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Looking at you Nero 11 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Oh man Nero was a fucking riot. His ego was so big he payed slaves to applaud at his performances.
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When you see couples at school 14 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
When I see couples in school, I try to guess how long they'll last, how they'll break up, and how messy it'll be.
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Read em all 32 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Nah man. See a musical.
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A Nailpolish that can detect party drugs in your drink 17 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
They should make a clear one too, for people who don't wear nail polish or guys who don't want to be laughed at.
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Blackout Tattoos Are Now The Latest Trend in Singapore 54 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Those would be great to cover a regrettable sleeve!
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Why do I know the answer to this question? 25 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Fun fact: I'm distantly related to Typhoid Mary.
My best friend is related to 2 kings.
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This is horribly adorable 7 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Bees are wonderful! You must be thinking of wasps. Those fuckers will sting for no reason and they can sting multiple times.
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If humans turned every light off for just one day 18 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Imagine if that one day were cloudy.
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ooooooooooohh 10 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
The middle one.
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YA CANT SAY DAT 20 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Glimpse*
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Oranges are definitely the most decent fruit there is 8 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Sushi > bacon
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That would be a beautiful crossover. 6 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
No way, it would go down like
Crowley: Hello darling
Moriarty: OH my god honey how've you been? It's been like forever girl, we should TOTALLY get coffee more often!
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Way better than 'is it over yet?' 5 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
...of blood
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For those who are feeling a little Goofy lol 5 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
This man has an EXCELLENT voice.
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A pet's love is always there for you. 6 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Until it dies. Stupid long-ass human lifespans.
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Cynical kids 10 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Realism and cynicism go hand in hand, because that's the kind of world we live in.
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*faceplants* 6 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
HER THUMB IS SCARING ME
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My childhood could have been way better 9 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
FUCK IT IM STILL YOUNG
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You left 18 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
You.
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Fabulous star wars contest 9 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
In this contest there are no losers.
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wisdom from The Aristocats 13 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Because you can refer to a group of people who aren't all of the same gender without saying "guys and girls". You don't have to make everything an insult, you know.
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My honest opinion in other-kin etc 55 comments
onesongglory · 8 years ago
Well no one said that was a GENDER. I completely agree that it's not a real thing, but it's more of a species issue than gender. Gender is mostly psychological, while species is your physical construction.