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What would you do if you had all the knowledge of the world? 26 comments

oneupd · 7 years ago

Build and pilot 2 battle mechs

When your girlfriend kisses you in front of the guys hitting on her 4 comments

oneupd · 7 years ago

I want to hug 3 of them

Wow 3 comments

oneupd · 7 years ago

Ouch

Doug Seus and the Bear he has cared for since he was young 4 comments

oneupd · 8 years ago

I have a pet tiger I cared for since I was young

Grown man doesn't even know how many points a Snitch is worth 8 comments

oneupd · 8 years ago

My snitch is worth 300

Whip my hair because eyes arent real 13 comments

oneupd · 8 years ago

I wonder why;)

But can it melt steel beams? 4 comments

oneupd · 8 years ago

Can you not read?

But can it melt steel beams? 4 comments

oneupd · 8 years ago

My shampo-
Shampo
Conditonar
Bodywash
Deyoterent
Tears of baby Jesus
Water from the Amazon
400 push-ups
A dears skull
3 apples
Satan duck ritual
Jalapeño
Good smelling shit
Death sauce
Taco Bell
Bookhoarders favorite book
Bruce lees nail
Chuck Norris's left ball
And soap

To Kill a Mockingbird 2:Electric Boogalo 5 comments

oneupd · 8 years ago

Damn I only took 54

Funsubstance Schedule 16 comments

oneupd · 8 years ago

I do that but with a 110 push-ups in between

Whip my hair because eyes arent real 13 comments

oneupd · 8 years ago

My first born is ever less weird

Mondays can make people deadly 8 comments

oneupd · 8 years ago

Double brutal man