A threat of g[rape]s, perhaps?

Then we have that guy in Sweden that *loves* changing his name and always chooses long, ridiculous ones. In 2014 for some time he was named:
Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast Divine Dick Father Lovely Iron Man Even Unique Poh Un Winn Charlie Ghora Khaos Mehan Hansa Kimmy Humbero Uno Master Over Dance Shake Bouti Bepop Rocksteady Shredder Kung Ulf Road House Gilgamesh Flap Guy Theo Arse Hole Im Yoda Funky Boy Slam Duck Chuck Jorma Jukka Pekka Ryan Super Air Ooy Rusell Salvador Alfons Molgan Akta Papa Long Nameh Ek

Furthermore, if you take the most frequent numbers you get a girl like this:
Length: 158cm, 3-size: 88(F)/58/88
Those Japanese really like their eights.

Looks like a wacky fighting game character!

I remember these news, it's like over 10 years ago.

Probably because there was a Japanese Spider-Man animated series back in the day where he has his own robot.

Reading articles over the years on Australia's crackdown on anime-girls this wouldn't surprise me a bit

I lol'd more than I should've

"Creation"? We have one of those at home!

Ever since a baked potato was mistaken for a heart and a kid died, precautions have been implemented.

Did not expect!

Luckily they didn't blend it with milk and drink it, they'd be haunted.

Jeremy Clarkson driving around with a Peel P50 inside the BBC offices happened.