Seems to be an Italian brand

Me and anime figurines/art commissions...

I thought it was a rad bathroom rug.

The worst thing is, I can't tell if this is satire or not.

"The journey is the most fun before you set off, the bark of the dog is the most freightening, and a woman is most beautiful from the back."
- Holo, the Wise Wolf

This is what interesting about Go post-AlphaGo Zero; many moves considered good before are now considered sub-par, and vice-versa.
AlphaGo was trained on thousands of pro-games and was strong. However, AlphaGo Zero they let it train by itself and became stronger. Turns out 2500 years of playing the game led humans down the wrong route...

He will run into an error when the money runs out.

Sodium Duck seems like something you would find in the Worms arsenal.

Been rocking Fortunate Son while Helldiving on the bot front.

This is silly (here have an upvote)

This is basically the premise of Keijo

The price confounded me until I read Argentina.

Me seeing the picture: *prepares to do degenerate stuff*
Me seeing the title: oh you are talking about work

Instructions unclear, no banana for scale.

There is this old series called Nihonjin no Shiranai Nihongo "Japanese language the Japanese don't know" which is all about intricities like this.

[something I have never heard of] is to me, what [world's most famous doll series for girls] is to women?

Those letters are suspiciously close to ロリコ which just an ン from ロリコン "lolicon"