How to feel time: do a plank

More like the day after thanksgiving

How girls lips be looking like today

For write your name, they should've wrote "your name"

When you feel your heartbeat in your head

Baby steps are still steps

*gasp*
Turkeys can fly.

I LOVE JAPAN SO FUCKING MUCH
THIS IS IT THIS IS MY LIFE EPIPHANY

I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT

My brother slammed a sippie cup over my head when I was sleeping. Forever scar-bump on my forehead.
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Little me was dancing around a fire, trying to make rain. Fell in and got second degree burns.
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Fours years ago I tripped on a treadmill and got my shins skinned. Scars still get itchy.

When guys say I kiss like a fish

Dunno why but this is adorable

I wanna be noodlekin

Im okay with a convo but im a terrible conversationalist

Damn and I thought I loved Bejeweled

Yall ever see the female teams. DPRK are fucking brutal.

I like how it's a bunch of guys checking out one guy

Daenerys needs to wear that next season

HAMILTON ITS THE HAMILTON FANDOM

Me: just do me a favor and make me first

When people criticize "society today" like they're not part of "society today"

He has a nicer body than me