Owlientop

owlientop


26, Female, Las Vegas

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I guess that's one way to solve your constipation problem 8 comments
owlientop · 5 years ago
I have no idea, but it definitely seems like the elephant is calling the shots.
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The book about your entire life 17 comments
owlientop · 5 years ago
There's a really interesting comic/manga about this; titled "Orange." 16 year girl gets a letter from her 26 year old self, warning her of future events. At first, she writes it off as a joke, but predictions in the letter start coming true. As she starts following the advice of the letter, after a while the letter's predictions start becoming less and less accurate. It kinda falls back on Back to the Future/Dragonball Z theory where the original future continues to exist, and changes made to the past end up skewing into a parallel/alternate universe.
tl;dr there's a cool asf comic that deals with this called "Orange."
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This just happened in my small town 6 comments
owlientop · 5 years ago
MYTH BUSTED!
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Who's next? 3 comments
owlientop · 5 years ago
These aren't tears...
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Worked every time 1 comments
owlientop · 5 years ago
Smart.
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Red tailed hawk in Alabama that survived an arrow shot through it 15 comments
owlientop · 5 years ago
"I lived, bitch."
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Ain't nothing free, even happiness on credit 8 comments
owlientop · 5 years ago
That damn fiend.
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Boss tactics 18 comments
owlientop · 5 years ago
Awesome, thanks!! :D
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Boss tactics 18 comments
owlientop · 5 years ago
Where is this from?
A day off in Hell (Spooky Story) 6 comments
owlientop · 5 years ago
I'm diggin' these spooky stories.
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Game connect people 1 comments
owlientop · 5 years ago
Fuck yeah! He'd better have some spare AAs, then, cuz it's going to be a long night.
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A father secretly films his daughter's selfie session 10 comments
owlientop · 5 years ago
I was waiting for him to slam on his brakes.
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What did you trick a sibling into believing? 7 comments
owlientop · 6 years ago
In high school, I made a friend's little brother believe "Vagina Dentata" was a real thing.
Feeling so much happy after getting his legs 2 comments
owlientop · 6 years ago
Omg, this is so wholesome and sweet. :')
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"do you have food for us hooman?" 4 comments
owlientop · 6 years ago
"*squish*"
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The veil is marble too 2 comments
owlientop · 6 years ago
For anyone interested, this was done by Bernini. He did amazing sculptures and often made the marble so thin for cloth that light can even shine through. :D
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How cats walk 3 comments
owlientop · 6 years ago
Especially in the middle of the night when you can hear the inevitable, "*THUMPATHUMPATHUMPA THUMP!*"
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Girl paid half a million dollars for a her perfect handwriting 7 comments
owlientop · 6 years ago
She looks enthralled.
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When I am tasked to extend a file, then I end up replacing it 4 comments
owlientop · 6 years ago
Winner of "not my fucking job" award goes to...
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Just science 3 comments
owlientop · 6 years ago
...I need to show this to my Bio students.
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Livin in a gangsta paradise 30 comments
owlientop · 6 years ago
Same, but the last two lines for ours was, "My Momma hit me with a chicken wing, I hit her back with my dingaling."
Writing prompts! 27 comments
owlientop · 6 years ago
THIS NEEDS MORE UPVOTES.
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Call yourself good names 18 comments
owlientop · 6 years ago
Herbert.
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So much feels here 4 comments
owlientop · 6 years ago
Feelsubstance is back.
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