Ain't nothing free, even happiness on credit

That damn fiend.

They say a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

It's more like taking tomorrow's happiness and adding it onto today's for like double the happiness for more or less the same amount of neutral-ness the next day depending on whether or not you chose to drink on a Sunday or not.

Plus 10 yrs to life in a texas state prison

Every 100% pleasure has a 1000% tax.

That's just some puritanic bullsh!t. Most used drugs are alcohol, weed and blow*. 19 out of 20 people know how to use these drugs in moderation, one doesn't. Why listen to this one sad mf preaching doom?
*Heroin is different as it gets everyone addicted after a certain period of regular use. Tobacco is different because it doesn*t get you high.

Not if you just get high on weed. No hangover, no regerts.