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Am I the only one who's on FunSubstance? 6 comments
ownerofdark · 5 years ago
like if you're watching in 2018
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Starbucks to the rescue 13 comments
ownerofdark · 5 years ago
I think they meant that each straw has its own plastic bagging
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Lizard doing yoga 5 comments
ownerofdark · 5 years ago
It's just doing it for the likes smh
Weather forecasters worldwide 11 comments
ownerofdark · 5 years ago
He's depressed. It's normal around here.
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If it was pronounced differently 10 comments
ownerofdark · 5 years ago
read but it's pronounced like read
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There's a face 9 comments
ownerofdark · 5 years ago
called Pareidolia
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Life pro tip for human trafficking 19 comments
ownerofdark · 5 years ago
Hiding a spoon in your underwear (or any private place) will get you a either a male or female security (depends what sex you are), and they will check you up in a private room. Now you could talk to them without the person you're scared of, and they can get you to the police or any other help
Germans 3 comments
ownerofdark · 5 years ago
Best compliment you can get from a Bavarian: 'Basst scho' - meaning 'It's alright'
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Is this actually real? 10 comments
ownerofdark · 5 years ago
Shouldn't you double the 12in? All he did was double Pi, which actually does nothing
Or is this the joke and I'm not seeing it?
We all have a walking dad 1 comments
ownerofdark · 5 years ago
Students would be called 'The Walking Debt'
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Color the bullshit 8 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
I have one too. It's really soothing coloring out the word 'slut' with nice floral elements beside it
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16 irritating things that all ladies with big boobs will agree 23 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
And they cost so much too... :(
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I'd love to live in dommekut 17 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
In Augsburg (Germany) there are houses called 'the Fuggerei' which were established in 1521 for poor people. You only have to pay 88cents per year and a daily prayer to live there
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That's some nice calligraphy you got there 4 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
The hand is hovering there like 'Don't you dare'
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You don't say 4 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
guest got some experience
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Squirrel vs. Anti-squirrel bird feeder 3 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
I love the looping
It just looks like an infinite amount of squirrels are trying to go for the food and failing
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How People With Different Types of Colour Blindness See the World 12 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
I've always wanted to ask: How do special color blind modes (eg in video games or mobile phones) help colorblind people? Do they help you see things in all colors or doesn't it matter, since you're only able to see 'specific' colors?
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90% resemblence 7 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
can't unsee this now
Get ze flammenwerfer 17 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
The best one still is 'Alten Vögeln helfen'
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She seems like a stand up girl 8 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
Plus she has a hella nice doggo
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Eminem likes to swear 8 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
From the German Late Night show 'TV Total', starring Stefan Raab as its host
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Savage af 20 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
tbh, I only start to get crazy when somebody says stuff like 'Man, you must be on your period.'
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Jokes can ruin you 2 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
That's probably one reason why I couldn't become a thief
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BUURN 5 comments
ownerofdark · 6 years ago
Miss DeBruin? More like Miss DeBURN
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