'Oh my God, it's naked Spartacus again. He always does this. Jesus.'

'This is my best friend... uh... what's his name'
'You've known me for five years!'

It's Claas clear what this is... a new pair of socks!

maybe as a symbol of overcoming depression (cutting marks)

'Hi, what's your name?'
'Emily's twin.'
'Who's Emily?'
'My twin whom I absorbed in the womb'

the amount of pointless stuff I've purchased in stores just so that I don't leave without anything and look like a criminal is to high

this room is Cdlieratny

I don't want them to know how desperate I am in finding a duck named Carl

what? I think it's the best one on Earth

I think the way she moves her hands looks awesome, even without the added effects