Adele needs to get her crap together.

This is so evil...I LOVE IT!!!!

How do you even do these things?

This is so sad :( I don't get why people think suicide is the only option there's always someone out there who cares about you.

Asian.

Now we know why Japanese have been inside making computers.

Dang it I needed to get my bathing suit on ;_;

I swear to god that I will go around town and give homeless people and people who need cash 100$ each I swear it here and now.

Alright jimmy I think you can make a good jump now! Weeee! JIMMY NO!!! NO!!! Dang it jimmy now u went and killed urself u nitwit.

It seems like the homeless people on the street are the smartest.

The one time I've seen guests with the good comments.

That guy is so happy he's all like "I have an onion and I don't care if people think I'm crazy I just love this onion."

I have a tradition where me and my cousins cause craploads of trouble. We will press all the buttons in the elevator when we get off, we'll be annoying at breakfast, and, once, I took the dare of my life I got a phone book and waited until 9:30 and then called a number on the list the persons name was Gary and I said"hi Gary meet me at the airport tomorrow I will be in a full black suit with briefcase and if you don't come just think of how you always wanted to be on the news."

Number 1 & 2 should go together.