But.. Who tell the stories?

Thats how wizard of ozzy would be like

Stop posting those things!!!! .. please

The sweetest thing ive ever seen

Im studing hitlers biography and this just made my day

Oh my satan i wanna slap but i also wanna kiss the person who did so bad

Jack Sparrow/ johnny depp

Sorry im alergic to math

Stupidhumans.com haha

I like this guy. My kind of guy.

Im the only one who is trying it right now?

My uncle steped on mine :(

I could yeah but? Do that you didnt? ;P

Thats me! Except for the math. And the science. :)

You know, i think thats freaking awsome

You can say someone is white but it is totally unacceptable to say that someone is black. Whats the big deal of being "black"!?

Or, OR, she wont come out at all.

Just dont use rock'n'roll and rihanna in the same post, please .

My hero

And then things get weird, you cant do your work properly, you fail that class, then drop off school, start working in mc donalds, get depressed because you realize the failure you became and ends up killing yourself in a cheap hotel after hitting your head in the wall 66 times. God I hate when it happens to me >:(

Is it just me or there is something weird about this dog?

Omg his feet touch his head in the end