And they are like 15,16 years old. I'm 18 and my biggest accomplishment was stuffing my nose with 13 mini marshmallows in less than 10 seconds.

When it happens to me I get sad because I think I am a psychopath, but then I realize that, if I really was a psycho, I coudnt be able to feel at all :3 I disturb myself sometimes.

That should be an option on facebook

I love him sooooooo much.

Ozzy Pawsbourne, the prince of barkness

Period + Cold + Diarrhea .. Shit get seriously.

All hail Black Sabbath!

When I was a kid I thought Francis Bacon invented it

Bart's brain has... Eyes?

But... Who let the dogs out!?

Fuckthefuckoff... Smooth.

"Were you there until the time you left? " lol. LOL.

Surprise motherfucker!!

She looks like a noun

Look at their eyelashes!!

That blink... Its like he is considering to say something but then he remembers that, actually, he doesnt give a single flying fuck.

Monalisa? Is that you?

Come on guys.. Turning water to wine is sooo last summer

Everybody is a little Tim sometimes. Except for me. Im always Tim.