Paisley

paaaisleyyy


If you ever have the unpleasant experience of meeting me in real life, I'm sorry.

— Paisley Report User
Helicopter landing at night 1 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
It looks like a slinky *-*
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How it feels when your leg is asleep 27 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
For me, it's more like static on the Tv screen when you switch to a channel that is not available •-•
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Goodbye Children 21 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
It must've been one hell of a day.
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f*cking mimes! 10 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
It looks like it drove into a force field
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Emma Watson is going to star in the remake of beauty and the beast 25 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
And Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the Beast please. I can't help but ship him and Emma after they presented at the Oscars together.
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Cliffhangers! 4 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Damn you.
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Oscars 43 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Will was nominated twice for Ali and The Pursuit of Happyness (i think) and Brad Pitt won one as a producer this year for 12 Years a Slave
p*rn logic 6 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
It's the obviously the only logical thing to do
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My phone vibrated while I was taking a picture 5 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Siiick!
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So the sand is part of the decoration? 6 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Unless they live near a beach how does one acquire that much sand?
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And a monopoly money? 13 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Your uncle is awesome.
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Here, hold my milk 2 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
flop
Why must you hurt me like this? 27 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Oh fuck, you've done it again funsubstance ;_;
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Oscars 43 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Gary Oldman didn't even get nominated for one Oscar up until 2011 ._.
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It’s hard to argue with this girl’s powerpoint 7 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
*sends to all my celebrity crushes*
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Nursery rhymes changed for the current generations 8 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Hella fly
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Cards against Humanity 11 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I would love to play a game of Cards Against Humanity with a bunch of funsubstance users!
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*dances away* 4 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I want fabulous! That is my simple request
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0 for 7. 11 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I guess that must mean I'm never going to be a true adult even though I am one according to the law
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during finals 11 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Candace!
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teenage couples holding hands in the hallway 3 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
*President Snow voice* They're holding hands. I want them dead.
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Ginny Weasley 2013 28 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Harry's a lucky man
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Funniest thing I have heard from a six year old 9 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Lily just keeps getting better and better
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Every meal I eat 18 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
My dad always thought I was weird for doing this because then my favorite food would be cold by the time I'm done eating the least preferred food
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Working with baby turtles 17 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I thought they were spiders too! I was so afraid for a moment there
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