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The truth 17 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
People really should be grateful for all of us refraining from strangling them on a daily basis
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Breathe or die motherf*cker 5 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Drink water or die
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No sleep for me then... 31 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Well shit.
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National prank radio 14 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Hahaha! Best April Fool's day joke ever!
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After granpa borrowed my computer 10 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I love how he's so polite even with search engines
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Six-word stories 38 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Damn ;_;
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Folding Level 99 4 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Just wait until someone comes and messes it all up
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Usually they don't 7 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
If they died with their eyes open, I always look at their eyes to see if I can catch them blinking
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Laptops 6 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Dammit, now the song is stuck in my head
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They are so cute ! 13 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
They're so perfect for each other.
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This is sad 24 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
This is the cutest thing I've read all day :3
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Such Beauty 11 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Very makeup
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All my friends 9 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I always wonder where the other babies who were with me in the hospital are right now. What they look like and if they're cool and if I could be friends with them today.
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The difference between the weather ahead, and the weather behind 22 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I suggest you drive quickly
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*starts singing the rest of the song* 12 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I know right, and their covers are unbelievably good. Their cover of No Scrubs with Ella Eyre must be on God's playlist.
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Princess horse 7 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
She looks beautiful
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*starts singing the rest of the song* 12 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I fucking love Bastille. Dan Smith's voice is like silk.
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Abandoned Ferris Wheel in Chernobyl 26 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Stunning yet unsettling at the same time
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haha i so hope this isnt a repost 7 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
That woman's face is the facial expression I have after seeing this
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She knows what's up 9 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Oh Esther
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The design I did takes too long to do it over again, too 8 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
The only time when a woman is completely helpless is when her nails are drying.
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Thanks, george 8 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
He may possibly be my favorite member of the Royal family
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I'd watch it 12 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Good idea, but not sure about Jaden's ability to act full-time on a Tv show
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This is genius! 16 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
My friend who works at Starbucks says a lot of the employees there do it just to get a kick out of the customer's facial expression when they get their drink
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Close enough 12 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I don't see any difference.
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