paaaisleyyy
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The truth 17 comments
paaaisleyyy
· 10 years ago
People really should be grateful for all of us refraining from strangling them on a daily basis
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National prank radio 14 comments
After granpa borrowed my computer 10 comments
Folding Level 99 4 comments
Usually they don't 7 comments
paaaisleyyy
· 10 years ago
If they died with their eyes open, I always look at their eyes to see if I can catch them blinking
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All my friends 9 comments
paaaisleyyy
· 10 years ago
I always wonder where the other babies who were with me in the hospital are right now. What they look like and if they're cool and if I could be friends with them today.
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*starts singing the rest of the song* 12 comments
paaaisleyyy
· 10 years ago
I know right, and their covers are unbelievably good. Their cover of No Scrubs with Ella Eyre must be on God's playlist.
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*starts singing the rest of the song* 12 comments
Abandoned Ferris Wheel in Chernobyl 26 comments
haha i so hope this isnt a repost 7 comments
The design I did takes too long to do it over again, too 8 comments
paaaisleyyy
· 10 years ago
The only time when a woman is completely helpless is when her nails are drying.
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Thanks, george 8 comments
I'd watch it 12 comments
paaaisleyyy
· 10 years ago
Good idea, but not sure about Jaden's ability to act full-time on a Tv show
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This is genius! 16 comments
paaaisleyyy
· 10 years ago
My friend who works at Starbucks says a lot of the employees there do it just to get a kick out of the customer's facial expression when they get their drink
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