My friends and I would sneak our chocolate milk outside during recess, pour it in the fresh snow and just eat it. It was delicious.

"It's not called being gay, it's called being FABULOUS!"

Or they kept on standing in front of the damn board

It's cute how he said he wanted to be a loyal husband and great father :)

[maniacal laugh]

WILSON!

And let us all pray for whomever that may be

This may or may not be the reason why my parents thought I was a lesbian throughout my teenage years

I hope her dad fucking rots in hell.

Where is this place? *-*

Sure, but once you get home, you get to cuddle on the couch while watching your favorite Tv show with some makeout sessions in between, and I'd much rather have that than wake up the next morning with a hangover

Sometimes I wonder.

Yeesh...

BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEE

But what if the parents figure out the hand signal?

The mom's face omg

Will their love stand the Kanye Test of time?

Can we go deeper?

It may just be me, but I still don't see the point in making a live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie

I could've lived my entire life perfectly fine without having to see this.

Fetus Taylor Lautner, holy shit