Paisley

paaaisleyyy


If you ever have the unpleasant experience of meeting me in real life, I'm sorry.

— Paisley Report User
I am melting... 4 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
He's turning into a cloud •-•
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it is g-a-b-y not g-a-b-b-y 80 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
My name is Audrey. I've gotten Audree, Odree and Odrey.
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Prevent natural disasters 3 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
I feel bad for the employee who had to clean all that up
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It's "could NOT" 7 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
The real question here.
Me in social situations 6 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
There are some people with whom I'm like this, but then there are others where I can always find something to talk about with them
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Think like a fish 3 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
Well he's not wrong
Just admit it 14 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
And we don't see a clownfish as a clownfish. We see it as Nemo.
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Swag fags 29 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
And then there's that group of girls with their short shorts, iPhones and Starbucks coffees in hand.
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The only acceptable method 18 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
So do I! We're not as bad as my mom though. She just bites into it like that, no milk, no twist and lick. It's horrifying.
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I think he's gonna rip his f*cking way out 36 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
Reminds me of the first season American Horror Story ._.
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Haters Gonna Hate 8 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
She's got better parking skills than I do
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Awww yiss 1 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
Be free, little pug.
Be free.
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When I get insulted after saying something completely innocent. 4 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
When I get a sarcastic answer after asking a legitimate question ._.
Has science gone too far 4 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
Why can't I stop laughing holy shit
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Coordination 3 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
Me and my super flexible friend if we were cats.
This was the worst thing a teacher could do to a kid who always did the work 8 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
Then everyone would turn to look at me ._.
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They see me rollin'. They hatin' 13 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
Life: She's doing it right.
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D-D-D-DROP THA BASS! 4 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
Sloths are a mighty rad animal species.
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How are you doing sir? 7 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
He's so enthusiastic about it!
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Why, bladder, why? 4 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
No. I only watch them because I like listening to the songs that they put to see if they suited the movie
The guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot 14 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
The guy on the far left is not surprised at all like "Bitch you had it coming"
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Cat has better selfies 11 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
Wow, stunner!
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School 39 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
This episode of Modern Family is one of my favorites. It actually showed how stressful it is for kids in high school and how sometimes parents don't really understand the amount of pressure there is. I'm glad the show got to address that.
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too late 14 comments
paaaisleyyy · 9 years ago
The fact that it says Extra Fabulous Comics at the bottom makes it so much better
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