This should cheer you up! 3 comments
paleprincess
· 6 years ago
Someone who went to school with Kendrick Lamar read this and started weeping.
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Can you think of better one? 106 comments
Bravo 5 comments
paleprincess
· 6 years ago
The rest of the title was "which inspired them to write The Big Sick," so they fixed it appropriately. And I would say the original message was equal parts genuine and passive aggressive. They love the coverage, but that really did probably drive him nuts.
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Right? 8 comments
paleprincess
· 6 years ago
Psh. My family duct taped a makeshift visor to the ceiling of the minivan for road trips. Is that not normal? It was made from an old soda box...
My professor gave his kids a bit too much bubbly 6 comments
paleprincess
· 6 years ago
Yeah, somehow no amount of scientific research in the world will ever convince people that sugar doesn't lead to hyperactivity.
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Now that's a real party animal 4 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
Ok, but at least the possum is on his side. Lie the girl on her side for god's sake!
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Bunnies go hop. Snakes like to coil. 10 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
I feel like I would just pull my bathmat into the tub about 3 minutes into the process.
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I'm so normal 12 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
Not all the schools in Texas, because I grew up at the same time and I've only seen bagged milk in pictures.
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So useful 4 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
Nah, it's clearly the mittens because they involve your hands, not your head
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WOKE 14 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
You can be racist against white people, it's just that no one's going to give a sh*t.
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Real equality 16 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
Real equality is arguing that a paraplegic can only join the race if they don't use prosthetics. We need to be careful with equality
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The one you should marry 6 comments
Apparently guys do it too 8 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
Except you can see a girl wearing jeans and another with exposed shoulders. I doubt there's a strict dress code.
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Willing to put his baby at risk just for likes 13 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
Unfortunately, the father has been blamed in several articles even though the real perpetrator seems to be the baby's adult cousin, without the dad's knowledge.
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The only way to watch sports 2 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
And I bet he still didn't seem half as out of place as when Eminem was on ESPN.
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All aboard 12 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
I read about that one. He got really drunk and punched a lady and screamed about how the plane was going to crash, so they duct taped him to his seat.
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I would buy these 9 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
But what about the machines at zoos and museums that smash pennies? They deface coins in such a way that they're unusable.
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I mean how 7 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
One time I had a roommate who legit ran her car into a pole just hard enough to damage it Then she told her professor that she crashed her car to explain missing a test she wasn't ready for.
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This guy really embraces his last name 5 comments
Guy lost for 5 years 14 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
I'm guessing his home was in Vancouver but someone spotted him in Toronto. Based on the candid and not that easy to identify pic on the right.
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It's Your Choice 10 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
Oh wow, that all hit home so hard. I've been almost exactly there more than once in my life. It sucks so hard and no one ever seems to know the right way to help, so all their failed attempts just make you feel worse. Sorry you feel this way. If you ever want to talk, I'd be happy to.
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The most expensive beer 8 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
I was in a bar and they got this as a gift and gave everyone in the bar free shots of it (good guy bar). Not that I can see paying that much for any booze, but it was pretty damn fantastic.
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RIP 2 comments
paleprincess
· 7 years ago
Or this is a tombstone for a failed alot. Poor thing.
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