Nora Morrison

paleprincess


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Painful truth 14 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
While it is true that lots of presidents have had lower approval ratings at one time, Trump’s average approval since starting (39%) is easily the lowest on record, which dates back to FDR. That’s because the highest approval that the other presidents you’re referring to had were in the 80s and 90s, whereas Trump’s has never reached above 45%.
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Priorities, BBC has them 3 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
This is actually super important! He was thought to be the last of his kind and they found 5 more.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/science-environment-46867424
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Emo bröthers 9 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
So are a lot of kids who didn’t.
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Gind ciotyi nothul umroscevav 3 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
Someone must have spilled water on our poor friend Mr. Bot
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It was never for you 8 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
Usually, half of the teachers eat during lunch and the other half eat during recess. Are you also suggesting that we only let kids eat lunch so we can have a break?
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SNEAK 100 5 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
Who in the world asks you that?
Great, I don't know the code anymore 6 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
This sure would suck if you were blind.
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3D printed Exo Prosthetic Leg 4 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
It’s likely made of a strong metal like titanium, and although it looks fragile, it’s constructed of about a thousand triangles, the strongest shape for building (and the one used most commonly for bridge building). I’m sure it’s waaaaaay stronger than a wooden peg leg
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We really should fund this 6 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
An arcade light switch costs 8 bucks on the internet and light up slippers cost 13. If you really wanted these things you’d have them.
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Pretty sure Elizabeth II is immortal 7 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
That TIME edition came out over 40 years ago. He’s been waiting over 40 years.
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What kind of dog is this? 31 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
It also depends on the cat. Scruffing has never worked on mine at all, but she was separated from her momma really young, so I think that may have factored in.
[B]runch 3 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
Restaurants are given a score of a, B, or C after their health inspection. Restaurants argument a score of a, B, or C after their health inspection. B means they got a score from 80%-89%, so they had some health code violations. A lot of violations are minor, though (like if the fridge is a degree too hot). So it’s kind of up to the customers if they’re gonna let a B bother them.
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Well damn b*tch 3 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
My brain didn’t fix he misspelling at first, causing me to read “When I told mount gynecologist...”
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Demons begone 2 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
It’s something that different parts of the Christian Church don’t really agree on. Some believe in baby baptism and other believe in adult baptism. There’s not really explicit evidence in the Bible for either, so it just comes down to your interpretation. If you get baptized as a baby and then go to a church that doesn’t believe in that, you just get rebaptized-no harm no foul.
An honest one 4 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
Or, you know. don’t. Because of all of the jail.
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Be safe 6 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
Once when I was younger I got pulled over for a broken taillight and arrested after blowing a .04. The case was dismissed, but only after 5,000 in legal fees and a lot of hell. If you won't catch a ride to keep other people alive (which you should, no one gives a fuck about your scotch and steak if it means there's a CHANCE you're putting someone's life at risk), do it because sobriety tests are totally subjective and cops can arrest you no matter what your percentage is.
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10 year Old Comedian 7 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
In this case, her dad is a comedian and they used to write jokes together but now she writes more on her own. Sometimes they'll do shows the same night and play off of each others material.
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This should cheer you up! 3 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
Someone who went to school with Kendrick Lamar read this and started weeping.
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Can you think of better one? 106 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
Harry Potter and the Dick of Secrets
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Bravo 5 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
The rest of the title was "which inspired them to write The Big Sick," so they fixed it appropriately. And I would say the original message was equal parts genuine and passive aggressive. They love the coverage, but that really did probably drive him nuts.
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Right? 8 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
Psh. My family duct taped a makeshift visor to the ceiling of the minivan for road trips. Is that not normal? It was made from an old soda box...
My professor gave his kids a bit too much bubbly 6 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
Yeah, somehow no amount of scientific research in the world will ever convince people that sugar doesn't lead to hyperactivity.
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Now that's a real party animal 4 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
Ok, but at least the possum is on his side. Lie the girl on her side for god's sake!
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Bunnies go hop. Snakes like to coil. 10 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
I feel like I would just pull my bathmat into the tub about 3 minutes into the process.
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I'm so normal 12 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
Not all the schools in Texas, because I grew up at the same time and I've only seen bagged milk in pictures.
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