Nora Morrison

paleprincess


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I get straight A’s 6 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
I watch enough TV that I could turn this into a thought provoking essay on the problematic portrayal of alcohol and drug addiction in the media. TV is the best teacher.
No tailgating 4 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
They hit a very large pothole.
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Wish we could turn back time! 4 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
Ah, yes. Those popular memes of 1989.
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I'm f*cken sad man 19 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
Sorry, I’m pretty sure he’s dead.
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Middle school teacher does insane classroom dunk over student 7 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
“A spot just opened up at the high school!”
“Nope, sorry. Those kids are too tal.l”
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I don't have use of my hands so I paint with my mouth. This was my first oil painting and 7 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
If you’re asking about this post, the answer is definitely bots. If you’re asking about how someone without the use of their hands can post, he uses speech to text software on his computer, and has enough use of his right hand to click a mouse. He mentions it in that reddit conversation.
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I don't have use of my hands so I paint with my mouth. This was my first oil painting and 7 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
Since this looks like this was stolen from reddit, and since this guy really deserves the credit for his amazing work, here’s the link to the original post:
https://amp-reddit-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ak4ge8/i_dont_have_use_of_my_hands_so_i_paint_with_my/?amp_js_v=0.1&usqp=mq331AQECAEoAQ%3D%3D
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Painful truth 14 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
While it is true that lots of presidents have had lower approval ratings at one time, Trump’s average approval since starting (39%) is easily the lowest on record, which dates back to FDR. That’s because the highest approval that the other presidents you’re referring to had were in the 80s and 90s, whereas Trump’s has never reached above 45%.
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Priorities, BBC has them 3 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
This is actually super important! He was thought to be the last of his kind and they found 5 more.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/science-environment-46867424
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Emo bröthers 9 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
So are a lot of kids who didn’t.
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Gind ciotyi nothul umroscevav 3 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
Someone must have spilled water on our poor friend Mr. Bot
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It was never for you 8 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
Usually, half of the teachers eat during lunch and the other half eat during recess. Are you also suggesting that we only let kids eat lunch so we can have a break?
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SNEAK 100 5 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
Who in the world asks you that?
Great, I don't know the code anymore 6 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
This sure would suck if you were blind.
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3D printed Exo Prosthetic Leg 4 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
It’s likely made of a strong metal like titanium, and although it looks fragile, it’s constructed of about a thousand triangles, the strongest shape for building (and the one used most commonly for bridge building). I’m sure it’s waaaaaay stronger than a wooden peg leg
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We really should fund this 6 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
An arcade light switch costs 8 bucks on the internet and light up slippers cost 13. If you really wanted these things you’d have them.
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Pretty sure Elizabeth II is immortal 7 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
That TIME edition came out over 40 years ago. He’s been waiting over 40 years.
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What kind of dog is this? 31 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
It also depends on the cat. Scruffing has never worked on mine at all, but she was separated from her momma really young, so I think that may have factored in.
[B]runch 3 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
Restaurants are given a score of a, B, or C after their health inspection. Restaurants argument a score of a, B, or C after their health inspection. B means they got a score from 80%-89%, so they had some health code violations. A lot of violations are minor, though (like if the fridge is a degree too hot). So it’s kind of up to the customers if they’re gonna let a B bother them.
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Well damn b*tch 3 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
My brain didn’t fix he misspelling at first, causing me to read “When I told mount gynecologist...”
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Demons begone 2 comments
paleprincess · 5 years ago
It’s something that different parts of the Christian Church don’t really agree on. Some believe in baby baptism and other believe in adult baptism. There’s not really explicit evidence in the Bible for either, so it just comes down to your interpretation. If you get baptized as a baby and then go to a church that doesn’t believe in that, you just get rebaptized-no harm no foul.
An honest one 4 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
Or, you know. don’t. Because of all of the jail.
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Be safe 6 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
Once when I was younger I got pulled over for a broken taillight and arrested after blowing a .04. The case was dismissed, but only after 5,000 in legal fees and a lot of hell. If you won't catch a ride to keep other people alive (which you should, no one gives a fuck about your scotch and steak if it means there's a CHANCE you're putting someone's life at risk), do it because sobriety tests are totally subjective and cops can arrest you no matter what your percentage is.
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10 year Old Comedian 7 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
In this case, her dad is a comedian and they used to write jokes together but now she writes more on her own. Sometimes they'll do shows the same night and play off of each others material.
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This should cheer you up! 3 comments
paleprincess · 6 years ago
Someone who went to school with Kendrick Lamar read this and started weeping.
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