Except the colored pencil sharpener is nicer, so that’s certainly a nice change of pace.

Green tea...

Or a 5th grade classroom after outdoor recess. You will believe in the power of deodorant immediately. And the power of open windows.

So all of this is true except that the baby was born at 7-Eleven. Don’t know why you felt the need to Photoshop in that lie, the story was just fine without it.

“A Texas lake”. WHAT TEXAS LAKE? THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME.

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

Students in most public schools get 30 minutes max of recess and 30 minutes for lunch. So by that logic, anyone at a job with a one hour lunch has recess built into their schedule. It’s up to them if they want to use it to run around outside. Although the lack of company owned playgrounds is regrettable.

Oh, look! It’s my hero!

As a teacher, we’ve actually been told to stop using the word because of some of the negative associations with it.

While I definitely don’t believe that everything special about Captain America came out of a bottle, the hammer isn’t really the proof of that. The only other one who could wield the hammer was... Vision.

“A couple decided to rebuild their deserted piece of land of 600 hectares in Aimorés, Brazil. They planted more than 2 million tree saplings. As a result, the site has 293 plant species, 172 bird species and 33 animal species, some of which were on the verge of extinction. Took 18 years.” (From reddit)

A clue! A clue!