This comment weirdly just makes me vaguely jealous of you for getting to hate something so universally hated. I hate hamburgers; I get a bit less universal support for this hate.

It’s slightly more work, but crime very often is.

That absolutely depends on the teacher, though.

Weirdly enough, “Shot Through the Heart” totally is also a song by Bon Jovi but absolutely is not the one anyone was thinking of.

They’re called 1UP Tattoo Studios and seem to be doing fine. And yes, everything is back open in Texas.

It absolutely is. His most recent tweet: “We need to eliminate voting altogether. As a youth football coaching legend, I forbid my players or their parents from voting so they can focus on football. No one ever won a championship ring standing in a voting booth looking like a dumbass.”

I fully agree with this. I’m in an industry now that give PTO and encourages you to call in when you need to, but it’s a whole different world in the restaurant industry. I know someone who faked sick to go to a funeral because they were scared that if they actually tried to switch shifts beforehand and couldn’t, they would get caught “faking sick” and would get in trouble. It’s a different environment and people should understand that.

Thanks. Came to comments to say this.

My guess is that you’re looking at the shadow of the roof overhang, not of the building itself.

They’re all we have left where I live.

No no, it’s safer now. Now it’s password2.

I don’t disagree with your political views, but none of that is how jokes work...

He had to pay back one year’s salary. The best part, though, is that after an investigation, they found out that he’d been gone from work for AT LEAST 6 years, but it could have been as long as 14 years.

Amazed that you’re willing to call a time in which you watched the God forsaken end of this show as ”the good old days”

Looks like he’s using his hands to walk/run and his torso to kick. Pretty boss. (And still within rules that way since he wouldn’t need to touch the ball with his hands)

True. Let’s all pretend I live there. Thank you.

Ha! Sorry! I somehow did an ok job of reading the post but a terrible job of reading comments. I don’t even have the 2am excuse.