When i was in the 7th grade the entire class and i were running and someone yelled my name. As i turned to look i went knee first into a bench flipped and fucked up my knee pretty bad. Used crutches for 2 months
Then there was this one time i was putting my cloths in the dryer and i punched the thing that sticks out to keep the little door shut took a chunk out of my knuckle. Now i have a scar

God bless tom hardy,that wonderful piece of man

I thought in that void there were still galaxies but very very few of them.

Guest had first comment got on their knees and blew it. Way to go

This just had to be posted on my birthday

Beautiful,the woman is pretty too haha

I was going to make a uranus joke but thats a little below the belt. Lol

Im fat

That. ........ thats hot

Idk why you guys are arguing its clearly meant to be a threesome

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The red heads are a dying breed. We need more redheads lol

Its always me and wall sits

This.......I have been looking for this

They missed out on the prime opportunity to call the thanks giving burger "the turkey burger"

This makes me really uncomfortable.

So where do I send my reumé. I have extensive experience in cuddling.

This reminded me of cheech and chong

I have never seen a polar bear in the forest before.

Is this really to much to ask for?

Tell me why I seen the episode today?