Parisqueen

parisqeen


Spreading good vibes and all that jazz,
you ever feeling down, hmu, we'll have a chat
Have a good day :)

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Wanna hold your newborn? Pay up 19 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
It's also ridiculous cause that skin to skin contact is an extremely important step to create that bond between baby and parent, if a parent is really tight on money and doesn't want to pay for that then they have to sacrifice that important connection. It's also like, the parents baby, paying to hold your own kid is just so so stupid.
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Nirvana: Kayaking around the world with a stray dog 7 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
Dodo is one of my happy places, it's so wholesome
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Age is just a numba 12 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
I just had to recheck my age cause that had me real confused
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My depression is depressed 10 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
Maybe visit your GP and ask to be tested just in case. That way you can start combating the problem early on and helping yourself get out of any negative ways of thinking with a therapist, or you could start on medication if you think that's right for you.
Nerding out with my OCD and a box of Nerds 3 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
The real question is, is he going to snort them large to small or small to large?
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Hey, let's share contacts if you wanna do something fun 27 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
You look cute so don't even worry about it
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Hey, let's share contacts if you wanna do something fun 27 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
She's back! With the iconic choker and glasses
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Man buys Volvo, not knowing it means he’s neutered 7 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
I think it's mainly for vets so they know straight away if the dog is desexed. Sometimes medical issues can make it tricky to know, like humans the faster information is known in an emergency the better.
Edit: Female dogs also get desexed which you usually can't tell without the mark.
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I am German. My mom is free speed Autobahn and my dad is Sauerkraut 20 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
I'm Australian, my mum is Vegemite and my dad is an alcoholic Kangaroo.
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Today I learned 4 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
It's the thought that counts
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I might see it just because of Scooby’s wit 8 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
I think I'll still watch it though, the animation looks very clean
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Omnipotent 3 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
Honestly I'm surprised he found something to masturbate to in the Bible
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Dang cat 2 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
Damn thing just won't move, shoo!
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I might see it just because of Scooby’s wit 8 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
That's exactly what @calvinoot was saying to me and I agree, Shaggy's lack of "Zoinks Scoob!" was really off-putting
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All hail Fire Lord Scomo 4 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
I honestly don't know what I would say back to that...I'm stumped
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I would watch this soap Oprah 6 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
"clean these pillow. wE CANT LET peOPLE know WE SIT!!!!"
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This is why I love community 15 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
How do you find out the origin of these things? Cause it's the perfect size for oven pans so it makes sense to put pans in there
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All hail Fire Lord Scomo 4 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
Yeah, he's a bit of a dickhead. When he was told we need to do more about climate change he said "We're doing enough". Scomo, you nutface an entire state is on fire along with several others.
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People come to weddings from obligation 22 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
Sounds like a longer honeymoon
just wanted to show my eye 10 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
Go for it, your eyes are very pretty
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Gotta catch 'em all? 16 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
Will do
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per request 7 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
Amazing, gotta love a sadDay
Gotta catch 'em all? 16 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
I learnt that one from getting a little too invested in a biology class where these Bean Beetles have spikes on their penises. If this Zefrank guy has more facts like that then I already like him
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People come to weddings from obligation 22 comments
parisqeen · 3 weeks ago
Obligation? I come for the amazing free food and I guess the happiness of the couple who want to share that moment with their loved ones.
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