i feel like a dick for laughing, but that is a terribly funny joke.

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE!!!

kind of yeah. my buddy’s home went up like $46k since he bought it. that’s pretty messed up.

God, but if only he had lived. imagine where we’d be. he was a corrupt son of a bitch, the whole family, but he made things happen and he had charisma. gotta give the guy that.

how’s your tomagochi doing?

Matthew 6:3, i think. “When you give alms, let your left hand not know what your right hand is doing”

???

i’m liking this positive masculinity

god almighty this was messed up

this is inexplicably cute

googled it, and… i don’t have the words. everything about that is true. it’s as crazy as it sounds, and i’m utterly flabbergasted.

Well wouldn’t you, after a badass motherfucker like Pvt. Leo Major strolls in?
One- Eyed French Canadian (BEST PART OF CANADA) Leo Major single handedly liberated a Dutch town against a small battalion of German Wehrmacht. he was initially seeking to recon the town with a buddy of his who unfortunately was killed in the process, and becoming wounded himself. and no shit, pissed and out for revenge he tricked the Germans into thinking there was a well-equipped company of Canadian troops in their midst using his Sten and captured MP40 sub machine guns, hand grenades, and his combat knife, employing run-and-gun tactics to engage the enemy and force dozens of surrenders, taking shelter amongst sympathetic Dutch citizens, and doing so in ONE DAY.

BORF
so i’ve seen the top row what are the bottom rows? and my vote is Yor, wine drunk stepmom that can kick a kidnapper’s head into the fuckin’ ceiling on a whim? no contest!

may God forgive me for asking but what is this? what happens?

“i missed”

uh huh.

uh.

fact checked this and what the FUCK. they had not one but TWO concentration camps for CHILDREN, and 22 total. their leader didn’t beat around the bush; he openly declared a plan to kill 1/3 of all serbs, deport another third, and forcibly convert the rest. These guys were monsters and they started their fucked up little party before the Nazis even got started. I would not be surprised if there are entire circles of hell just devoted to these motherfuckers.

good lord this one had me laughing!