I'm definitely worth meeting.

Just kidding arson isn't good don't do it.

Just kidding it's still fun.

Just kidding arson is a felony.

Just kidding but arson is fun.

Just kidding responsibilities are for losers.

Nah, you have a responsibility.

You aren't my mother!!!! Don't scold me!!!!!

Partyboob what the heck wrong with you???? Arson is BAD. You can't tell people to burn down buildings! Damn you are such a disappointment I raised you to be better than this!

But there is a way to get out of it. You know the building where the class is being held? Have you ever heard of a little thing called... arson?

Damn. Well I'm sure you are a great teacher and your students will learn a lot from you. I can tell you are gifted in the art of anger management.

^proof that the rock exists

Me: frostbite got shot!
Emergency services: where is this person?
Me: Shit I don't know. Lol nevermind.

Dude wtf? Call the hospital or something!!!

*laughs at frostbite's pain*

Okay, I won't! *fucks shit up within 5 minutes* Oops...

Okay I'm better now

*takes deep breaths*

Damn people like you make me wanna kick babies!

Aww man, way to mess up all the fucking plans monzerra1!!!!!!! Dammit!!!!!

Awwww it's okay! *hugs partyboob*

Yeah, you're right deathfox. Partyboob and I go way back. I'm sorry, partyboob, for the things that I said last night.

*signs up everyone in the above comment thread for group counseling*

^proof that the rock doesn't lie