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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Oh god... 173 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Imagine Molester Moon 0.0
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Gringotts! 16 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
THANK YOU, KIND SOUL.
Gringotts! 16 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Where is this at? WHERE IS THIS AT? I MUST KNOW!!
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When people try to talk over me 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Brittany <3
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Real life krusty krab 15 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I have worked there before.
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Driving past your old elementary school like 9 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
It's 2 a.m here and I read " elementary " as " cemetery." I really need sleep.
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The snack that smiles back 7 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I did.
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This is a standard post 14 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
This is the standard 12 year - old reply.
No thank you.
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The snack that smiles back 7 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I would love to do that. Of course, like the fatty that I am, I would have eaten everything out of the box/bag without even realizing it until after I finished.
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This is a standard post 14 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
This is the standard reply.
" Actually, I the queen of Hell"
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This is a standard post 14 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Standard comment of correcting you like a Grammar Nazi.
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This is a standard post 14 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
This Is the standard argument about being a troll.
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which are you? 104 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I am an Aries... * cries *
When I see a spider 3 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Gought to catch the Nope Train!
Incredible water color journal 7 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
This is amazing! I can't draw anything right without messing up!
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Call the cops 8 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I don't know what she's talking about. These look legit!
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Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out...Pretty terrifying 15 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
That isn't creepy or anything.
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White people 15 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
The bottom right is my favorite.
Collateral damage 7 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Do she got da booty?
That guy has a nice behind 17 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Haha you loser
That guy has a nice behind 17 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I wasn't reading the usernames for some reason and I got so confused and I had to read the comments over 3 times.
Vicious I tell you 9 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
They look so vicious!!!
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I think everyone should do this 11 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I do that to Gary.
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Case closed 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I read that in my voice Also.
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