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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Foolproof excuse! 12 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Haha, why is that?
Stahp. You're embarrassing yourself ! 13 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
A girl at the school I go always says how she is a better singer and dancer than anyone else in the school. She also brags about her old school every. Single. Day. Also, she says she gets $100 every week. Then she says she thinks she gets $75 and keeps changing it. Then, she back stabs people. She always said I was her best friend and came to me when no one else would help her. Funny thing is, she hardly talks to me and said the 4 friends she hanged out with we're her best friends. They always made fun of people and then they said making fun of people is rude and act innocent. It gets really annoying. They laugh at everything they joke about and act like they Are the funniest people ever.
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Foolproof excuse! 12 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
May I have your teacher, some homework I don't want to do because I All ready know it. I know enough to understand how to do it quickly and correctly. Other than that, I would do my homework.
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An amazing custom piano desk 3 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
- and for it to be really cheap -
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An amazing custom piano desk 3 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
- prays to the gods for the buy button -
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Make me this and I'll be yours 27 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Yay! Now I just need a Spongebob!
yah y we hve skool srioysly 16 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Skool iz sco unimpatint. Lyke lol. Itz juszt takesz tome awaz frowm beying fabuloz
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Internet sensation 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Don't worry kitty, I will always love you.
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Why? 4 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
" Coral. " I love this post so much.
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Make me this and I'll be yours 27 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I need this in my life.
Computer was surprised just as much as he was 12 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I am immortal.
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Yep 14 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
It was, the somehow changed it.
Walm art 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
How is this possible? :O
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Yep 14 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
It's too hot to handle.
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Perfect row of hangers 16 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
This makes me feel happy.
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Scariest story ever. 67 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
The beep test is terrible. You are forced to run these terrible things called laps. You have to do a certain amount or you fail. You must keep running. You can't give up. Not now. I hated those. You were forced to do it. I always felt like I was going to pass out after awhile. ( I tried to make this kind of like a story but I think I failed miserably. )
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
What's the downside? People already mispronounce my bam.
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Repeating life 9 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I am actually trying to figure out if this is real or not.
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Mourning a fallen friend 15 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Oh no! My eyes are trying to be the Niagra Falls. :(
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"Internet" 22 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
You have discovered my powers.
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Kids' drawings turned into plushies 12 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
http://www.budsies.com/purchase/
There are many other websites but it seems like you can order from this one the easiest.
Tough 17 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Ah, i remember that. That was when Spongebob " beat " me. It was one of those unforgettable moments.
Chinese fluffiness 9 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
- gets on an airplane to go to China -
One of the best graduation gifts 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I would love this grandma.
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