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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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The banana car 2 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Get in the car. No time to explain.
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Was it painful? 10 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Yes.
Spongebob SquarePants Movie 2 Promo Poster 12 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I am still looking fabulous, as always.
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It's all fun and games until someone gets mauled by a tiny bear 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I would forgive it for its adorable ness •_•
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Keep staring 10 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Put your eyes through the door if you have to, that's what I did.
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Open heart surgery 59 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I am glad the child survived! One of my teachers had open heart surgery and you could only hug her by her side.
I'm awake!! 4 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Me every day.
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Eyes aren't real 17 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Am i the only one that wants to move to Australia?
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patrick is such a good friend 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
He gave me the ugly.
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Choose carefully. Or you might regret it later 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
That's true, but I said that because she said how its annoying how none of the guys she slept with gave her a record deal.
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Choose carefully. Or you might regret it later 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I really hope this is fake or a joke. I love Lana!
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An ordinary australian day 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
You can have koalas as pets? Looks like I'm going to Australia!
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This tattoo is epic 16 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I REALLY WANT THIS TATTOO. BUT I AM AFRAID OF THE PAIN
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It Don't get much better than this 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
A year ( or two ) ago, I changed my moms shortcut from " hey " to " quack." She never figured it out and had me change it back. She said she couldn't figure out the problem. It was hilarious.
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A storm blew over a UK farm 13 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I would love to live in the UK or Australia.
#nofilter 2 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I am still looking fabulous with no filter, I see.
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im getting some serious.... 10 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Then, when you die, you get transported into that life you created in your mind. It's like a reward for surviving life. Years of obstacles. Years of heartbreak and lost of love ones. Somewhat like a game. You get an award for completing it.
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My calling 8 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
As long as there is food, I will be there.
That is how it goes 9 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Can I live with you? I will bring the food.
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Imagine if she didn't pet him?! 8 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Haha, my dog does this. She will keep tapping your leg until you pet her.
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Real life Krusty Krab 12 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Where am I? D:
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Magically appearing delicious candies. 12 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I think you can buy these at The Dollar Store
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Drawing an ellipse 7 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I will finally be able to draw a perfect circle like Spongebob!
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Foolproof excuse! 12 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Does he act like him?
Foolproof excuse! 12 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I would be in a love/ freaked out teacher relationship with him. One if my driving teachers puffs up when she gets angry and gets sent to the hospital.
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