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Why moms shouldn't text 11 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I'm gonna take a shower...
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Babies 10 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I just eat the baby whole. You don't worry about the screaming while its in the pot. It's also fresh.
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False advertising 5 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
You don't know that.
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Actual Advice Mallard: The secret to being a good liar 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
That's what I do.
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The oldest surviving animated feature film, from 1926 15 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Relish?
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Mirrors 24 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Once I get lots of mirrors, I am doing this.
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Happens all the time 4 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I too turn into a baby doll and have a smashed face.
lie down. try not to cry. cry a lot. 14 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
They are real like us.
lie down. try not to cry. cry a lot. 14 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I don't think the second part is exactly realistic. Would they know they are fictional or real? It might be like a alternate universe. They think
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Name it seath 20 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
It looks like a stuffed animal!
Bad day? Here, have some kittens! 10 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Actually, when I was little I had a kitten's claws get stuck near my neck so I didn't have the best experience with kittens...
What's in here? 27 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I. WANT. THEM. CUTENESS LEVEL: INFINITE
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Feeliest feel you'll ever feel 26 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
May I ask, at the ending ( after he never returned, ) what did it say? It is very pixely for me.
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Deal with it sunglasses now exist 3 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Thank you, kind soul.
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Parenting 10 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
- sam and dean bust in -
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'stralia 8 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Another reason why I want to move to Australia.
I'm gill-ty of telling bad jokes. 9 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
This is my favorite meme!
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Bubble wrap heaven 3 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Where's the buy now button?
Sounds like my kinda school 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Where is Scooby - Doo?
Finland's Impressive Education System 50 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I am moving to Finland. Who's coming with me?
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Hebrews. 16 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
This meme never fails to make me laugh.
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Tasting that unicorn urine 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Taste the rainbow.
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Krusty krab 5 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Just kidding. Everyone kept calling me " Krusty Krab." I am not a " Krusty Krab." I am Patrick Star! Idiots.
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Krusty krab 5 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I want to work there.
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