Why moms shouldn't text 11 comments
patrick
· 10 years ago
I'm gonna take a shower...
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Babies 10 comments
patrick
· 10 years ago
I just eat the baby whole. You don't worry about the screaming while its in the pot. It's also fresh.
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Happens all the time 4 comments
lie down. try not to cry. cry a lot. 14 comments
patrick
· 10 years ago
I don't think the second part is exactly realistic. Would they know they are fictional or real? It might be like a alternate universe. They think
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Here is Dubai! 20 comments
Bad day? Here, have some kittens! 10 comments
patrick
· 10 years ago
Actually, when I was little I had a kitten's claws get stuck near my neck so I didn't have the best experience with kittens...
Feeliest feel you'll ever feel 26 comments
patrick
· 10 years ago
May I ask, at the ending ( after he never returned, ) what did it say? It is very pixely for me.
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Finland's Impressive Education System 50 comments
Krusty krab 5 comments
patrick
· 10 years ago
Just kidding. Everyone kept calling me " Krusty Krab." I am not a " Krusty Krab." I am Patrick Star! Idiots.
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