I was very surprised to learn that Biggie would be the youngest of the four rappers

I took a go at it:
Me: cybersex
CB: Ok
Me: You start
CB: *looks in your eyes*
Me: *takes off shirt*
CB: What else are you wearing?
Me: *takes off pants*
CB: Don't do that
Me: *takes off underwear*
CB: I like your feet

My first one wasn't so bad, but my second stretched out onto my shin and was the worst pain I've ever experienced

I'm glad the only parts that weren't highlight was the punchlines

Idk, one time I called a girl I didn't know pretty and she gave me this look and just said "ok?" so ever since then I've felt like I'm coming on too strong

I thought the puffin meme was for unpopular opinions?

There's also that guy who made a gun just from parts of things you can buy at shops in the airport
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2513362/Man-builds-homemade-gun-items-purchased-airport-terminal-AFTER-security.html

but if you're going to highlight comments why make it ones that aren't even the punchline?

Wait so am I the only one who likes the tanktop over longsleeve look?

But the Penguins are playing really well this year?

What I want to know is why did so many fire pieces come in a juice bar set?

I have no idea what to do with this information

But that priest also saved the life of the guy that killed Hitler

Yeah, those poutine pizza pops are fucking nasty

I'm embarrassed to say that when I was much younger I gave my computer cancer by downloading the Phineas and Ferb theme song through limewire