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Starbucks workers arent classy 15 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
You don't fuck with Dexter
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Adopt now. *tear* 13 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I love people like this, most people go to shelters to adopt the cute dogs and puppies but all the others never get adopted :(
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Coolest. Dog. Ever 4 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Thanks I make me laugh
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Coolest. Dog. Ever 4 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
CHEWBARKA
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Mother and Father 24 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I think it's the pose of the one he's feeding cause tbh at first scrolling down I was like ooh penguin but then I was like nope not of my kind
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Coffee is life 7 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Coffee is my soulmate :) My bf falls slightly lower on the chart but he's come to terms with that
Mother and Father 24 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I know penguins when I see them and those aren't penguins xD
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A Hunter's Dilemma 9 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Neither unless someone sees
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You're not a rapist 12 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
"Well thanks a serial killer wouldn't have a haircut like tha....oh nevermind, stay away from my apt ok?"
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Dinosaurs 10 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
*psh* all these christians don't even know they're really waiting for the velociRapture
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Mother and Father 24 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Most of those look fine except the the one where he's lowering him into the raccoon enclosure, they might look cuddly but raccoons are fucking vicious if they get upset
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fat babies 11 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
It's a joke like she's so scared of spiders that she threw the baby away because a spider touched it. Like when someone sees a spider in their house and they say they're gonna burn their house down.
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fat babies 11 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
*whispers* it's just a comic strip
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Investigators expose truth behind Lord of The Rings 14 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Volcanos don't melt rock towers
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This is now the number one thing I want 20 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Nope, but have a sympathy cookie
This is now the number one thing I want 20 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Ha I win staring contest! *hands self a cookie* *noms cookie*
This is now the number one thing I want 20 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
*stares harder*
420 bc 9 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
"How high are you?" HI *smiles*
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This is now the number one thing I want 20 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
*stares*
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Two types of people in this world 14 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I know xD I get told I look anywhere from 16 to 25
How to test how cooked your meat is 5 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I'm a line cook and I use this, it's legit. But you don't push your fingers together, don't use pressure just touch them together.
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Sweet teacher 13 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I would respect the hell out of any professor like that
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Women 63 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I'm a woman and I approve his punch, sometimes you gotta slap a bitch *shrugs*
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Two types of people in this world 14 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I get called immature cause I'm 20 and I love jumping in puddles...but I don't care cause I'm having fun and I can splash them and piss them off *evil smile*
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Listen to music and watch this 10 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Fort minor....it has to have a strong beat? Unless I'm just crazy and think it fits