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My pet mantis, look it! 5 comments
penguincat · 37 weeks ago
I know this might seem dumb to some people cause it's 'just an insect' but if you're really going to keep him as a pet long term I would recommend reading some about how to properly care for him or her. From what I can see and some brief reading the enclosure seems pretty good except you may want some absorbent substrate not just rock. https://www.keepinginsects.com/praying-mantis/care/
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Wtf is going on in colleges? 13 comments
penguincat · 2 years ago
My thoughts exactly. All these comments about weak genes and exterminating people with absolutely zero context. Like maybe the professor assigned it as a fun creative project during a stressful week. What's with all these people?
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Hashtag bad luck Brian 30 comments
penguincat · 3 years ago
Could you expand on that but in a less "all caps type everyone but me is stupid but I don't post reasons" kind of way?
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Hashtag bad luck Brian 30 comments
penguincat · 3 years ago
Well Gary Johnson's apparently going to be on the ballot too soo there's a third
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The worst thing about being a penguin 4 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
*tries hopping away after argument* still adorable...godmotherfuckingdammit
Songs like these are rare nowadays 6 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
meh
Superman’s cape isn’t going to flap around in the wind by itself! 9 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Well his hair is also moving sooo....I'm thinking you're on to something
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Dem sexting skillz dou 15 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
oh there goes rabbit, he choked
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Thought someone dropped a bunch of dog food outside the Dollar General... I was wrong 13 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
*throws molotov* fuck that shit
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Why we cant have nice things 24 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Guys....he can still use the money. Cutting that piece out doesn't make it un-spendable.
Please. From any store or gas station :( 12 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Don't yell at your servers or get mad at cooks either, like c'mon guys we're just trying to do our jobs. Line cooks end up cooking for like 40 people at a time on busy nights, and lots of kitchens don't have air conditioning so in summers it's 90-100 degrees back there; so y'all fuckers chill when your food takes 30 mins, we're trying.
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At least he's supportive 4 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
awesome... lol too funny
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My parties 8 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Man you gotta put it out there sliced up already, no one's gonna get off their lazy ass to slice it themselves.
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Current Facebook feels 10 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
It's only been a few days though, and it is a pretty big deal for the supreme court to make it legal across the country for good now. Just give them a month to celebrate guys, chill it'll be gone next month same as all the other trends.
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It was their decision to consume the alcohol 12 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
In America they are still held accountable, from your username I'll take it you're in Russia. The law on that is different there?
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Exam day 2 tomorrow- at least I know I'm passing the course! 12 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
At first I didn't see the negative sign and I thought you were doomed to fail and the title was confusing xD
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Just another chemistry lesson 27 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
D: noooooo
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And suddenly, there was a Dave. 6 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
But you have to be unsuccesfull now
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gotta try to do this one day. 7 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Or you could just tell him you don't want to and tell him to go fuck himself if he gets mad about something dumb like that...
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One of nature's strangest looking plants 7 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
I want to believe that the aliens have built houses here.
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I don't know 14 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Because so many people won't answer us honestly...most of our friends would rather lie to us to make us feel good than give us the honest answer. It makes it very confusing sometimes so we have to keep asking to find out if we're being lied to for our feelings sake or not...
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Will this create a shit storm in the comments? 56 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Well I mean....male transexual's aim is to get a sex change to completely become a woman so this would still be correct right..?
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This household pet, named Yoda, was born with an extra set of ears 18 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Nope that's an alien cat.
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Mother please forgive me 5 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
I was the one giving that look to my mom though...
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