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The united states, everybody 75 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Any teacher who does shit like this to my future kids will be losing their job, I guarantee it
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I really should 27 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Thanks guest i knew there were a few like that but only knew of one I wouldn't get viruses off of
money is 9 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
oh wow I was like what a crumpled ball of paper? Foldable? How should I know, but then I was like ohhh I see, words.
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Creationism 21 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
*cries*
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#lifehack guys 14 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
For cosmetics? .....how?
Well the family reunion must be awkward I guess. 9 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
I'm not much of a writer so go for it guest :) if you really do you should post it
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Well the family reunion must be awkward I guess. 9 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
What if twins are a glitch that just proves the multiverse theory that there's a you that's a jew and a you that's a nazi and then thousands of other yous who are in their own universes xD
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I really should 27 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Closest thing I could find to what you're talking about is HBO Now launching next month? But that's for apple TVs haha
Maybe I'll buy dvds off ebay
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I really should 27 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
I really want to but don't have cable, just netflix :( and I don't wanna spend any more money
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Two students have developed a bathroom door handle that can knock out germs on contact 9 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
That is awesome, put that on everything
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Something today that breaks my heart 21 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
I'm not haha I have one still xD but to today's kids it would be a nightmare
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moon moon found a peep hole, no one sees him 9 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
That dog has some gorgeous eyes though
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I found this sign by a hotel outside on the beach 4 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Read sign, first thought was "who is Bill?" .......I should get sleep
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Something today that breaks my heart 21 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
That is so sad and downright rude. If my future kids did that they wouldn't have fancy phones anymore I'd make them revert to fucking flip phones.
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Fat acceptance 43 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
The right, because other people are starving on our own streets, the right because other countries are starving. There are fat people who buy tons of food and then drive right by our homeless veterans and the mentally ill who are literally starving and they don't bother sharing food with them when they obviously can. The right, because I am tired of walking super slow behind someone who takes up the entire hallway so that I have to be late to class. Because I don't appreciate someone who is too big to shower coming in and sitting next to me on the bus or at a restaurant and smelling like garbage; and especially the right because my tax money helps pay for them when they decide they have gotten too fat to work and then the government pays them to just live.
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If we accept fatness as a right or as a disability it means that our tax money will go to pay people who don't work because they are obese, and will just lead to a group of people who are too lazy to contribute to society.
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...but it's so true. 3 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
It's ALIIIVE!
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This applies to more than just America 15 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
I'm in America and I've never seen it either...but I was home-schooled through middle school.
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Dun Dun Dun! 3 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
At the store I used to work at we pulled this shit on newbies...we'd tell them to go stock something or clean something up in aisle 20 but our aisles only went up to 18 and sometimes they'd be gone a really long time trying to figure it out. Haha it was great.
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Fat acceptance 43 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
And best of luck with your weightloss :)
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Hope this does too 13 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Jinxed yourself with the title though
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Not the best day for my self-esteem 3 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
"And you're obviously a lying bitch so I can't ask you truths"
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My favourite life hack for my cake day for many things, but especially summer parties 9 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Anyone who's not with someone ahaha ...sorry I'm a smartass
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Same goes for humans fear of tiny insect 11 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
INSECTS CAN FUCKING DO WHAT NOW?!?! O_O
Fat acceptance 43 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
WEll thank god someone said it...if you've got a legitimate health reason to gain weight fine, but no I don't accept you have the right to just eat yourself to obesity because you feel like it.
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It's something better, right? 17 comments
penguincat · 4 years ago
Gaming stoned/drunk is one of my favorite things though...
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