I know this might seem dumb to some people cause it's 'just an insect' but if you're really going to keep him as a pet long term I would recommend reading some about how to properly care for him or her. From what I can see and some brief reading the enclosure seems pretty good except you may want some absorbent substrate not just rock. https://www.keepinginsects.com/praying-mantis/care/

Well Gary Johnson's apparently going to be on the ballot too soo there's a third

*tries hopping away after argument* still adorable...godmotherfuckingdammit

meh

*throws molotov* fuck that shit

Guys....he can still use the money. Cutting that piece out doesn't make it un-spendable.

Peek-a-boobies

Don't yell at your servers or get mad at cooks either, like c'mon guys we're just trying to do our jobs. Line cooks end up cooking for like 40 people at a time on busy nights, and lots of kitchens don't have air conditioning so in summers it's 90-100 degrees back there; so y'all fuckers chill when your food takes 30 mins, we're trying.

awesome... lol too funny

Man you gotta put it out there sliced up already, no one's gonna get off their lazy ass to slice it themselves.

It's only been a few days though, and it is a pretty big deal for the supreme court to make it legal across the country for good now. Just give them a month to celebrate guys, chill it'll be gone next month same as all the other trends.

In America they are still held accountable, from your username I'll take it you're in Russia. The law on that is different there?

At first I didn't see the negative sign and I thought you were doomed to fail and the title was confusing xD

Or you could just tell him you don't want to and tell him to go fuck himself if he gets mad about something dumb like that...

I want to believe that the aliens have built houses here.

Because so many people won't answer us honestly...most of our friends would rather lie to us to make us feel good than give us the honest answer. It makes it very confusing sometimes so we have to keep asking to find out if we're being lied to for our feelings sake or not...

Well I mean....male transexual's aim is to get a sex change to completely become a woman so this would still be correct right..?

Nope that's an alien cat.

I was the one giving that look to my mom though...