I thought it was a dildo at first...

australians dont have sex. they mate!

i want this. i wish there was a buy button

Oh gosh. That embarrassing.

the dads look very uncomfortable

wheres lucifer? he needs to know about this

shit man i live in greensboro, this is creepy

better hope all windows are up!

i went down a bumpy hill repeatedly in one of these. it was fun

Looks like he though he was going poop but had diarrhea instead

Ha. It's a wet pussy.

Imagine the ripping of jeans and groin muscles. Ow

Put in dramatic gofer sound effect and this is perfect

This might be needed
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

Or you have a forever alone party. (Look at the initials of forever alone party)

Imagine if that sandwich was toasted