Haven't been to the subway in 2 years

I applied for a job at subway and sent in my CV, I realised just after I'd sent it that I had accidentally sent my calculus homework instead, subway replied with 4 out of 5 questions answered.

High as fuck

A few weeks ago I was in subway and I was day dreaming when it came to the part of getting lettuce etc and when the women asked what I wanted on it I said water, then she asked again and I said water again then I realized what I said and then she started laughing. I awkwardly paid for my sub and left, I haven't been back since

One time they asked what i wanted to drink and i said lisa becuase i thought they were asking for a name for the order