PhoenixSenshi

phoenixsenshi


Just the world's first legitimate Pokemon Professor.

— PhoenixSenshi Report User
Just in case you never saw one 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
My sister met one in Yellowstone and named it Sir Fluffykins. Then she petted it, and we had to floor it to get away from the pissed off mother.
The funniest part of the interview 17 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I watched this with my friends on New Years Eve, and when the dog came in, one of them said it was a puppy bomb. We physically threw him out of the house, and didn't let him back in until the movie was over.
Are you scared? 10 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Giggle at the ghostie!
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One of the cutest things I have ever seen 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Its scientific name is "Floofyus cuddlepoofus"
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He was around 6600lb and 6foot 6inches (172 bananas) 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Hagrid can now go horseback riding.
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Titled best as man's best friend 9 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Besides, guests can't hear you.
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Bring potato... 6 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Redundant manhunt is redundant. 3 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
It's a shoe store ad campaign.
This cat has a cat on it! 2 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Did you ever see someone born in the middle east looks like a nordic 37 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Just saying. Jesus was probably pretty hot.
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Steampunk animals from old car parts 9 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I want that bat. It looks like some kind of Batman robo-sidekick.
Some people have way too much free time 7 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Add that to my "list of things I'll do when I get off the internet".
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White people can't dance? EXPLAIN THIS! 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Steve's got them moves.
Poppies taking over a field 2 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I thought it said puppies for a second. I was disappointed D:
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Time for school! 14 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Wait, what actually happened in this picture, though?
Did you ever see someone born in the middle east looks like a nordic 37 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Can we just talk about how hot Jesus probably was? He was a carpenter, so he's got arm muscles, he walked EVERYWHERE, so his legs were probably swole as fuck. He's probably looking all scruffy, 'cause he got that beard. DUDE WAS MOST LIKELY A SMOKING HOT ANGEL-MAN.
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This is a Caucasian Mountain Dog 13 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Pretty sure that's Mrs. O'Leary.
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But, he will grow 6 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
GIMME.
I will choose red for humankind. 72 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Anime world has no Justin Bieber. *Click*
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What is going on? 57 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH STEVE AND JOE????
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She'd be the one 56 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
PRECIOUSSSSSSSSS
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How Scary 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
*EPIC MUSIC AND VIOLINS AND SHIT*
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Choose your own adventure 7 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Plot twist, I'm dyslexic. *Turns to page 27*
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Such beautiful truth 12 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
DAMMIT THIS IS THE THIRD HARRY POTTER FEELS POST. THAT'S IT, I GIVE UP ON HAPPINESS.
*curls up and cries in the corner for a third time*
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How dare you? 15 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
NOOOOOOO DAMMIT I HAD JUST STOPPED THINKING ABOUT THE POST HIGHER UP THE PAGE.
*curls up and cries in the corner again*