Update: Have failed miserably. Tastes pretty damn good though.

Thank you. I just want people to understand that even pretty girls have problems. It's hard to be pretty, it's hard to not be. There are different struggles for both sides, but we need to understand each other's difficulties if we want to coexist.

I do have the decision. But I'm not interested in relationships. And I tell them that as nicely as I can. And according to most people, that makes me a selfish bitch. Just because I don't want a boyfriend, I get shit from so many people. So, would you rather be a love-deprived person who people think are nice? Or a overly-adored person who almost everyone thinks is a total bitch?
By the way, most guys who ask? Douchebags. Beauty is a douche magnet, and it sucks.

You know, I agree a little. Beauty is an advantage. But it's still awful to know that you make the guys you let down feel like nothing. That is the worst feeling you can have. And it's gonna sound corny, but if a guy is judging you simply based on your looks, that bastard ain't worth it. I have guys as friends, and they all think I look good, but the reason they like me is because they think I'm a fun person (and I bake some bitchin' cookies).
Beauty is a primary method of potential girlfriend/boyfriend evaluation. If someone doesn't want to go past the primary stage, screw them. That's shallow.
I GET THAT YOU WANT TO HAVE LOVE. But if the fact that you're "ugly" is what's keeping you from trying to get someone, then get some freaking self-esteem.

I don't know about these guys, but I used a special custom-made tiny hammer, and just proceeded like you would smithing normal swords. This is really fun and easy to do, and is a great activity for those just learning how to smith.

I don't cry about it. It's just really annoying, but I've managed to use it to get my friends dates. And I have to hear about how I keep "friendzoning" guys. I don't want to make anyone feel bad, and I don't want to feel like an object. You think it's bad not being loved? Try having to tell so many guys you're not interested, knowing every time that you've just crushed their hearts. It makes me feel awful, and you guys think I'm lucky?!?!

Is there a hiatus or something? Seriously, nothing since "The Love God".

But the otter is Sherlock, and he falls in love with the otter.

HIGH FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH. DO YOUR RESEARCH.