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They're society' s scum 49 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Yeah, but some of us want to have kids.

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You know you want it 42 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Actually, I prefer butter cream, but whatever. To each his own.

You must be a merciful god for it 7 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

34 weeks later, still waiting to hear how ants ate a bunny.

Liberty and justice!! 29 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

That's the joke.

You know you want it 42 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

WHAT ARE YOU?????

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Emergency 4 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

KILL HIM. HE HURT A PUPPY D:

You know you want it 42 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Patrick has an account.

Ellen the hairy dog 19 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

SUMMONING ELDER GODS TO DESTROY PREVIOUS OWNER.

Help me mom 3 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

SCAR! HELP ME BROTHER!

I like to search this 27 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Did you know? Cats have barbed pen15es.

I still liked Frozen more 13 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Just gotta say, they both have AMAZING soundtracks.

Well this is on Yahoo Answers.. 20 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

YOU HURT A PUPPY. I AM CURRENTLY SUMMONING THE ELDER GODS TO DESTROY YOU.

They're society' s scum 49 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Oh, so THAT'S how it works. Thanks, I actually didn't know that.

Canada eh? 20 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Canada's so nice they decided to be the ice pack on top of America.

Australian boulder opal 16 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

But what species is it?

They're society' s scum 49 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

The pill doesn't stop your periods, it just makes them slow down a bunch. If I didn't take the pill, I would die in 48 hours from blood loss.

Civil war 21 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

I want to make a joke about Cap being in the iceberg and preferring frozen, but I can't. HELP ME!

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Am I the only one? 38 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

There are many villains that you love with all your heart and soul. Who speak to you more than the heroes.
And then there's Umbridge, Joffrey, Cruella DeVil, etc. Those bastards can go die painfully.

I had to sit down and think about my life after reading this 34 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

I have 2 uncle bobs, and I know a few others, but ever since 1st grade I've counted how many Mollys I came across. Never had a repeat as far as I know, and all these years later, I'm up to 569.

Short story like a boss 8 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

No mystery, I give it a C+.

Mmmm...ok? 10 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Ssssssssso go usssssse Google Transsssssssslate.

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This is Ash Ketchum 18 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

*twitch*

I really do hope you still remember your password 17 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago