PhoenixSenshi

phoenixsenshi


Just the world's first legitimate Pokemon Professor.

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When I see people complain about not getting enough snow 27 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Oh crap, it's the cops! *jumps on ninjacorn and rides away*
When I see people complain about not getting enough snow 27 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*yells* "THANK YOU!!!!" *takes snow and cries tears of joy*
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When I see people complain about not getting enough snow 27 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*yells* "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!!!!"
When I see people complain about not getting enough snow 27 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*whispers* "I don't know. Let's experiment."
Not sure how I feel about that last one 10 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Vicky, but nice. In that alternate universe, where Timmy made his last wish to be a superhero, Cosmo and Wanda wanted to give him a new parental figure, since his parents are really not that smart. So they took the evil butt-bug out of Vicky (bonus points if you get the reference) and turned her into Jazz.
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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Per 26 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
If I didn't take hormone pills, I'd LITERALLY die in 48 hours. I would literally BLEED to death. I don't think people realize how METAL periods are.
When I see people complain about not getting enough snow 27 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*whispers* "Can I borrow some?"
Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Per 26 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Was that a pun? If so, bravo good sir.
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the dress 20 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*cue zombie apocalypse* Dreeesssssssss- actually, forget it. I'm kinda digging some brains right about now.
Promise its worth the read 43 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
CRAP, I WATCHED IT AGAIN! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....
Promise its worth the read 43 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
THE GIRL DOG DIED OF A BROKEN HEART D':
Promise its worth the read 43 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I had to read WtRFG in 3rd grade, and then we watched the movie as a class. The principal actually made us leave school 4 hours early because we were all crying so much.
Good guy Jaden 5 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
It's A Jaden Thing.
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Rappin for Jesus 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I don't see what you're talking about, and yes, this is legit. They didn't know about "nigger" being a derogatory term for black people. They only understood that teens are going around calling each other "my nigger". So they used it to try and preach to the youth.
the dress 20 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*whispers* dreeeeeeesssssssssssssssss
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Damn 15 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Look at the reflection on the floor, you can see where the lights end. I'd assume that's where the balcony starts.
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Rappin for Jesus 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
BEAUTY.
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Rappin for Jesus 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Yes, oh dear guest, this is indeed legit.
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Rappin for Jesus 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
YESSSS! IT'S BACK! *CRIES TEARS OF JOY*
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Hai 3 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
WHY HELLO, LITTLE FLOOFER-POOFER <3
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What's your excuse? 10 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Okay, it kind of sounds like he's a retired superhero.
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75 years of Batman 5 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
One isn't even technically Batman, it's Owlman, aka Thomas Wayne Jr., brother of deceased Bruce Wayne on Earth-3.
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She actually said this to me 20 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Oh, it's no problem at all! In fact, I believe you helped me to narrow down the definition. There are ruder people on the internet, and the fact that you apologized, in my book, makes you one of the best people I have met on the internet.
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How to salivate 18 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
AGAIN WITH THE FOOD???? I'M TRYING TO FAST GUYS, YOU'RE KILLING ME.
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She actually said this to me 20 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Oh, definitely. I consider myself a gamer, even though I can only play on weekends because of my job. It's not about he amount of time that goes into it, it's about the amount of heart.
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And yes, I do realize how cheesy that was.
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