phoenixsenshi
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So this happened 23 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY LEGALIZE ECSTASY????
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Shrek makes the best security guard 12 comments
I'm sorry the correct answer is "Who is Helen Keller?" 13 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
Can someone tell me what's with the thing where every time someone answers a question on Jeopardy, they start with "what is"?
So, you say you're "pro-life"? 28 comments
So, you say you're "pro-life"? 28 comments
Parenthood done right 8 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
Thank you, sugarmice. Jesus, it's called FUNsubstance and you can't even make a joke....
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Parenthood done right 8 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
Parenthood done WRONG. If you have an excuse not to go to school, TAKE IT.
Edit: For those of us who take things too seriously....
THIS.
IS.
A.
JOKE.
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Edited 9 years ago
Edit: For those of us who take things too seriously....
THIS.
IS.
A.
JOKE.
If dogs could text 8 comments
Get rid of cable 14 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
Did you watch the episode "Batman+Superman+Cow"? It's Composite Superman.
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Get rid of cable 14 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
When your cable goes out, you get bored.
When you get bored, you become a stunt diver.
When you become a stunt diver, you set up an epic stunt.
When you set up an epic stunt, your diving pool leaks.
When your diving pool leaks, you don't hear about it in time, and jump off the building.
When you jump off a building, Superman saves you.
When Superman saves you, he learns that you're poor and need a job.
When you're poor and need a job, Superman makes you janitor at the Superman Museum.
When you get a job at the Superman Museum, you get struck by lightning passing through Legion of Super-Hero statuettes.
When you get struck by lightning passing through Legion of Super-Hero statuettes, you gain their powers.
When you gain powers, you go insane and try to kill the Justice League.
And when you try to kill the Justice League, sh*t goes down.
Don't let sh*t go down, get Direct TV.
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And if anyone gets my reference, I will love them forever.
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When you get bored, you become a stunt diver.
When you become a stunt diver, you set up an epic stunt.
When you set up an epic stunt, your diving pool leaks.
When your diving pool leaks, you don't hear about it in time, and jump off the building.
When you jump off a building, Superman saves you.
When Superman saves you, he learns that you're poor and need a job.
When you're poor and need a job, Superman makes you janitor at the Superman Museum.
When you get a job at the Superman Museum, you get struck by lightning passing through Legion of Super-Hero statuettes.
When you get struck by lightning passing through Legion of Super-Hero statuettes, you gain their powers.
When you gain powers, you go insane and try to kill the Justice League.
And when you try to kill the Justice League, sh*t goes down.
Don't let sh*t go down, get Direct TV.
.
.
.
And if anyone gets my reference, I will love them forever.
Thank lord for potatos 7 comments
They believe in their product..... 45 comments
They believe in their product..... 45 comments
Seems that way sometimes 11 comments
I'm sorry I actually lied... I didn't get first place . 14 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
I'm the only one in my family besides my dad who plays a lot of video games, so I constantly practice Rainbow Road for every game when it comes out, and then DESTROY my family when we meet up for the holidays :D
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