phoenixsenshi
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Am I going to Hell? Yeah, probably 174 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
LET'S GO TO CANADA, I'VE HEARD IT'S NICE THERE.
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f*ck kids 15 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
I would put the kid in the car, get my food, drive home and punish him for embarrassing me in public. And you're damn sure he wouldn't be getting any pie.
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Was watching Mulan when... 9 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
San Fransokyo is, canonically, in America. Also, why are you getting so butthurt over so small of a detail?
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Was watching Mulan when... 9 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
Yeah... I decided to improve it a bit. But hey, it's original content, so I've got that going for me.
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Crap. 13 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
Dude, I zoomed out as far as I could and I STILL couldn't read the bottom.
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Rekt 33 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
Are you serious.... by the time you get your next vaccine, the chemicals have been flushed out of your system. And the amount of mercury in vaccines is NANOSCOPIC. So basically, you guys are saying that there is no good reason? Well, I've officially obtained white girl status, because I just can't even right now.
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Rekt 33 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
I've heard that too, but.... is that it? There's got to be something else. It can't just be from that one rumor, which has been proven incorrect on multiple occasions. Gimme some info.
Rekt 33 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
Anti-vaccine crowd.... just take a minute. I want you. To tell me. WHAT, specifically, do you believe vaccines do that is harmful? Genuinely curious here.
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Inside a Macbook Air minus the batteries. 18 comments
Ellen the hairy dog 19 comments
Let's be honest 61 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
If she wins, my parents and I will probably lose our jobs. She HATES people in the medical profession.
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Having two daughters 13 comments
Sometimes, theories scare me 6 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
I see your point. And that does seem rather likely. If you get a bump, the swelling goes away before the bruise. So, kinda like that in reverse.
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Learn something new everyday 8 comments
Having two daughters 13 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
You wanna calm the heck down? It's a simple mistake. I noticed it too, but it's not worth calling them a b*tch over.
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Ellen the hairy dog 19 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
The reason Hera came in with a knife in her back was because her owner got drunk and started beating his wife. When she tried to stop him, her owner stabbed her in the back, and continued to beat her. Their 5 year old son was smart enough to call the police, and their neighbor brought Hera in. The husband was arrested and divorced. Hera's family couldn't afford to keep her after that, but they visit me a lot, so she's kind of our mutual dog.
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Ellen the hairy dog 19 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
Okay guys. Story time. So I work at a shelter as a volunteer on weekends, just walking dogs, helping clean cages, the usual. One day, someone brought in a golden retriever. There was just one problem. THERE WAS AN 8 INCH CARVING KNIFE STICKING OUT OF HER BACK. We're not really prepped to deal with these kinds of situations, but we managed to get one of the back rooms sterilized, and I had to carefully remove the knife from her back. It had missed all of her organs, by some miracle of god, but she'd gotten a small part of her spinal cord cut. Fortunately, it was just small enough that she could still walk, and after 3 months recovery, she's finally better. I adopted her, and named her Hera.
(Hera stopped responding to her old name, Jessica.)
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(Hera stopped responding to her old name, Jessica.)
Having two daughters 13 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
They're not old enough to know the glory that is Princess Luna. So young, such foolishness....
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Sometimes, theories scare me 6 comments
phoenixsenshi
· 9 years ago
Yes, but we also see in "Red Starved" that if she DOES drain Bubblegum, Bubblegum shrivels up and speaks very hoarsely. So, probably not.
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