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I need a friend like this :/ 25 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

I don't get it?

Why do they hate children? Why is someone doing that? 50 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Not just that, what about tetanus? And those were some tiny hands, what if they cut a tendon, or muscle? That kid could've been seriously injured!

That's a baller move 7 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

The speech bubble looks like a tomato.

Guy Buys 1956 Home, gets a Kitchen Left Untouched for Over 50-Years 16 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Hipsters would go insane.

River rock fireplace 2 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Did Dr. Seuss build this?

Will they ever learn? 7 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Because I don't like those toppings.

I'm not even mad 23 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

HEY LUCIFER, YOU ARE NEEDED IN THIS THREAD!

Am I going to Hell? Yeah, probably 174 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

*Fights, then pauses* Wait, if it's a universal reset, shouldn't we be back at the Big Bang?

Lifting feels 5 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

*Dying gasp* Bro... *cough* do you even lift...

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I'm not even mad 23 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

It's super complicated, and honestly should just be either ignored or accepted. Because unless you're in the scientific field, it doesn't really matter.

A visual weather forecaster 10 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

BUY NOW BUTTON, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?

Light me with your wisdom, chihuahua 5 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Looks like something you'd see in a Greek/Roman villa.

Am I going to Hell? Yeah, probably 174 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

*Castiel pulls me out of hell* Fools! Now you shall pay with your BLOOD! *starts firebending everyone within 50 feet*

Light me with your wisdom, chihuahua 5 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

"Let me tell you, boy... love is ruff."

Nice job on the t-shirt design, bro... 75 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

By the way, my butt's a sleeping golden retriever...

Nice job on the t-shirt design, bro... 75 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

WHO DOWNVOTED THE FABULOUS CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS, WHO CAN TOTALLY GRAB MY BUTT ANYTIME HE WANTS.

Sleeping while sitting up 5 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Bruh... I think there was something in those cat treats...

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I am so relieved that somebody finally figured this out 12 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

And is that Shaggy from the Scooby-Doo live action movies?

Someone really didn't think this out at the JFK memorial 8 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Looks like crosshairs on a sniper scope.

Cute 7 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

NO. THIS SHIP SHALL SAIL ON.

Batman And Superman's Relationship 3 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

IN THE LAST PIC, BATMAN'S EYEBROWS MAKE THE TOP PART OF THE BAT-SYMBOL

Tech advice 28 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

It's not theoretical. My lab does it, and it's SUPER annoying. Though I'm likely to get promoted, and may be able to take the blocking software off if I play my cards right.

Am I going to Hell? Yeah, probably 174 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Well, can I be part of the X-Men at least?

92L ;) 23 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

Largest natural boobs are a 102ZZZ. Make of that what you will.

Am I going to Hell? Yeah, probably 174 comments

phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago

BITCH ISN'T EVEN IN HIGH SCHOOL YET.