PhoenixSenshi

phoenixsenshi


Just the world's first legitimate Pokemon Professor.

— PhoenixSenshi Report User
Am I going to Hell? Yeah, probably 174 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*SUMMONS FREAKING ELDER GODS* U W0T M8? ILL FOOKING REK U. SWARE ON ME MUM.
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Am I going to Hell? Yeah, probably 174 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*smashes mr. skeletal with daedric warhammer* IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND OOON!
Was watching Mulan when... 9 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
San Fransokyo is in America according to movie canon. I stated this in a previous comment to a certain "flamingduckballs".
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Sassy hitler 15 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Whatever it was, it made Hitler fuhrer-ious.
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Narutards 48 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Just out of curiosity, what would you prefer fans of Naruto be called? And I will not accept "Naruto fans" as a valid answer because that's just boring :P
Finally 24 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I don't know, man. I thought that the movie was great. It deviated from the books, but it's a fine standalone. Sometimes movies are better if they deviate from the books, and maybe the writers thought that it would work best like that. Like, have you read the original HTTYD books? Literally the only similarity between the books and the movies are the names. And they're both great as standalones.
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Narutards 48 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Hey, you wanna calm the frick down? I identify as an Avatard, a Narutard, and a Cumberbitch. If you have a problem with that, please seek professional help, because you've got issues.
Why do they hate children? Why is someone doing that? 50 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
OKAY, DOING THIS TO KIDS IS TERRIBLE, BUT WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD WOULD YOU DO THAT TO DOGS?!?! THAT'S NOT EVEN JUST TRYING TO HURT THEM, THAT'S ATTEMPTED CANINE HOMICIDE!!!!
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I really like dogs. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need to summon the elder gods to take care of this situation.
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Am I going to Hell? Yeah, probably 174 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*singing* IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND OOOON....
Reading 3 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Finals.
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Take my money 32 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Looks like Slappy the Dummy from Goosebumps.
Am I going to Hell? Yeah, probably 174 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEVE THAT THIS THREAD WILL GO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Am I going to Hell? Yeah, probably 174 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*Casually standing offscreen* Oh wait, that's my cue! *Runs in* NEAR.... FAR.... WHEREVER YOU ARE, I BELIEVE THAT MY HEART WILL GO OOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Why do they hate children? Why is someone doing that? 50 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Well then dammit, it needs to be!
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I need a friend like this :/ 25 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT UNTIL NOW. I THOUGHT IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE LYRICS!
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I need a friend like this :/ 25 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Why would the police come over a small bit of graffiti? I get the general concept of the post, just not the intense reaction of the school.
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There's a loophole here, and I found it. 7 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Is that a Sailor Venus sticker?!
Take my money 32 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
So they haven't texted me back for about 45 minutes, that either means they died of excessive awesome, or they're making plans. Either way, it's a good sign.
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Guy Buys 1956 Home, gets a Kitchen Left Untouched for Over 50-Years 16 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Well, he probably got a new one. Maybe the old dishwasher broke, and he took out some cabinets so he could leave the original dishwasher, but still get clean dishes.
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Take my money 32 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Too OP. How about, if his spoon breaks, he's vulnerable for exactly 15 seconds as he grabs another spoon.
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Dammit leah 8 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Group chats can fill your phone quick.
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Am I going to Hell? Yeah, probably 174 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*Summons the elder gods to decimate illuminati*
New way to buy bunnies 4 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I'll take a square mile or so...
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Take my money 32 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
No, I feel ya. Probably could get some of my bros to start developing this. I've got two friends who make video games, and another who's good at building computers and stuff.
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I am so relieved that somebody finally figured this out 12 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Oh look, Jaden came to FunSubstance.
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