PhoenixSenshi

phoenixsenshi


Just the world's first legitimate Pokemon Professor.

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I'd have them on speed dial 20 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Harry Potter: 394
Supernatural: 666
Sherlock: 221
Dr. Who: 12
Hunger Games: 13
Divergent: 4
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Everyone has cooties thanks bye 24 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
That would make them braindead, therefore, stupider.
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Everyone has cooties thanks bye 24 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
But then the beat would be off.
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It does make you stronger 33 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
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Apple took it pretty seriously 36 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Why are the CATS yellow????
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RIP 6 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
It's technically the DC Multiverse and the Marvel Multiverse.
RIP 6 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
It's the Justice League, but good try guest. *Pats guest on head*
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RIP 6 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
....Aquaman isn't an Avenger. He's not even part of the same multiverse.
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What's your favorite movie quote? 30 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
"We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!"
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It's Really A Very Common Problem 30 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Dem eyes, tho.
Fish tanks 5 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Clearly he hasn't met Aquaman.
I love teachers like that 18 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*comment stating that they are so done with this website*
Books are better than sex 30 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
BANG BANG JOIN ALL THE RANDOMS
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Books are better than sex 30 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM!
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Rekt 33 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Well, I'm convinced. EVERYBODY should see this, it makes it so clear!
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Dont blame others for what they cant control 13 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I have a "friend" who fakes it. Threatens suicide if we don't invite him to things, and uses it as an excuse to be an all around asshat. Just this week, we had a birthday party for one of my friends, but didn't invite him. He sent pics of him "cutting" because we didn't invite him. I, however, recognized it as the same fake cuts he used for his halloween costume.
Basically, he's an attention-seeking asshole. Don't be like him.
A malachite rock 46 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I know, right? Malachite is sooooo handsome....
http://i16.tinypic.com/4ktnklg.jpg
Am I going to Hell? Yeah, probably 174 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
CEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES C'MON!!!!
Dogs have feelings 25 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
So am I. But I don't agree with that particular thing. And I have a reason why.
So God has to make your heaven perfect, right? Well my heaven is one where dogs have souls.
BOOM.
LOOPHOLE.
Pudding 28 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Actually though, if I went to Hogwarts, I'd be fatter than Dudley.
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Quad 15 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Isn't it Lord Farquaad?
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Is that a challenge? 8 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I have hyperlexia, and managed to read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in a little over an hour.
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Newly-hatched baby chameleons at Taronga Zoo, Australia 2 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Not very good ones if I can see them....
Raising a dog vs. raising a kid! 9 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Excuse you, dogs are one of God's GREATEST gifts.
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Dogs have feelings 25 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
And Catholics say dogs don't have souls....